Life — July 6, 1893 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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-LIFE-: “EXPOSITION FLYER” Is the name of the new 20-hour train of the NEW YORK CENTRAL between New York and Chicago—every day in the year, This is the fastest thousand mile train on the globe, and is second only in speed to the famous EMPIRE STATE EXPRESS whose record for two years has been the wonder and admira- tion of the world of travel. The New York Central stands at the head for the speed and comfort of its trains, A ride over its line is the finest one day railroad ride in the world. For a copy of the * Luxury of Modern Railway Travel” send two 2-cent stamps to GEORGE H. DANIELS, General Passenger Agent, Graxp Centrat Station, New York. Franklin Co., The Ampersand Hotel, At Saranac Lake, only Eleven Hours from New York City, Direct without Change, via New York Central Rail- road. Special and Unusual Attractions to Young People In the way of Boat- ing, Shooting, Ten- nis, Baseball, and every variety of Outdoor Sports. Special Inducements as to terms, y £00 Preee EATON & YOUNG, AMPERSAND, New York. LIFE’ S FAIRY TALES. By JOHN A. MITCHELL, Editor of ‘Life’? and author of ‘* The Last American.’” A series of clever fairy tales, full of the quaint humor that marks Mr. Mitchell's writings. With numerous illustrations by Gibson, Johnson, Attwood and others. Fully as amusing as “ The Last American,” which was one of the most successful satires ever published in this country, and which is now in its eighth edition. Well printed on good paper and bound in dark blue cloth appropriately stamped in ink and gold. 1 vol., 16mo. $1 00. Sent to any address on receipt of price (at the publishers’ expense.) FREDERICK A. STOKES CO., 27 WEST TWENTY-THIRD STREET. First YouNG Mas (a¢ seaside) : I have met agood many amateur photographers, but I never saw one quite so devoted to the fad as you are. Seconn Youxo MAN: I never take photographs. First Youxc Man: Eh? Then why do you carry that detective camera about with you all day, week in and week out ? SECOND YOUNG MAN: Because when the girls see me coming all the ugly ones run away, and all the pretty ones stay. Exchange. SUNDAY-ScHOOL TEACHER : Now, what little boy can repeat the shortest commandment ? It has only four words. Pupit.: I can, miss, TEACHER: Well, what is it? Pupit: Keep off the grass.—The Club. Crying Babtes. Some people do not love Them. They should use the Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk, a fect infant food. A million American babes have Been raised to man and womanhood on the Eagle brand. Grocers and Druggists. THEY were walking about the Grand Court of Honor at the World's Fair, gazing at the colossal female figure of the Genius of the Republic, when the bride, with the peachblow cheeks, appealed to the happy husband : “George, dear,” whispered the s “+ why does she hold up her hands George thought a moment he is nota native, darling,” he replied, soulfully ; ‘*and Chicago compels ."— New York Sun. inking creature, “ Wu are those girls playing four-handed pieces on the piano?” “One of them is the daughter of the hostess.”* “And her accomplice ?"—Firegende Blatter.” Kestaurant Martin. University Place and Ninth Street, The best table d’Hote Dinner in New York tor $1.25 from 5 P.M to 8:30. Summer Garden’ Breakfastala Carte. Cuisine Francaise. You may think that the young man who is deliver- ing the valedictory looks rather pleased and proud ; but you ought to see his mother.—Washington Star. comicbooks.com