Life — June 29, 1893 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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> LIFE - AT §-199R§ i ig ‘ Ad NvLLyj SCANDAL. “ adem nocte accidit, ut luna plena eset." —CAESAR. ti 1E wind just breathed it to the pine, Who shook her head and sighed. And then she told it to the oak, Who said the wind had lied. But, all the same, he told the ash, Who told the willow tree, And so it passed along the line, Until it came to me. T heard it from the speckled trout Who had it from the pool, And this is how the story ran— Last night the moon was full! !— A.M. Li in Quips of Buffalo. DeTECTIVE (hurriedly) : Crvizen (still rubbing the toe that the hope he'll go where I told him to,—Detroit Where did that fellow go who just ran out of the hotel ? fugitive stepped on): ‘ribune. 1 don’t know ; but I THe family tutor was invited to a grand dinner party by his employers, with intense satisfaction the ball-dozen wine glasses arranged in front of footman came round with the wine. The young man presented the smallest of the ¢ ““Itis vin ordinaire,” observed the waiter. “Ah! precisely,” replied our ascetic philosopher; “1 am reserving the larger glasses for the finer sorts."—La Chronique Bourgeoise. 8¢s, Tue late Mr. Broadwater, of Montana, had the misfortune to be bow-legged, which suggests an anecdote told of Senator Sanders of that State. The senator has ‘always been opposed to Major Maginnis, of Montana, and has been in the habit of criticising tis course with considerable Western freedom, “The trouble with Major Maginais,” he said on one occasion, ‘+ is that he is all things to all men. With a Republican, he is a Republican ; with a Democrat, he is a Democrat with a Presbyterian, he is a Presbyterian; and, by Jove, with Broadwater he is bow. legged."—New York Tribune. WHEN Daniel Webster visited these parts for the purpose of delivering his Bunker Hill oration, he was entertained at the house of a Charlestown merchant. 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