Life — April 6, 1893 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Mr. Harbupre: If that were all, I could afford it, perhaps, but you would be sure to try some of the recipes for making over some of your old dresses without expense, and we never could afford that in the world.—Somerville Journal. “ Henry 1" said Mr, Cleveland to his private secretary. “Yes, your Excellency.” “What's all that racket in the lobby?” “Tl go and see, sir.” When Mr. Thurber returned, he said : I's a delegation of your faithful henchmen, your Excellency, who desire y audience.” “| What do they want? Offices, I suppose?” “They wish to call your attention to the fact that when the campaign was in progr divers persons were wont to express in song their belief that when Grover should i elected, the Democrats should be in clover. “f remember something of the song, Henry, but what of it ?” humble liegemen would like to know when they may expect the co “Henry,” Morton, He is Ir is the general custom of a certain public school at Portland, Me., for the teac to write on the blackboard any instructions they desire the janitor to receive. morning the janitor saw written on the blackboard this sentence: ‘Find the grea common divisor.” “Hullo!” he said, ‘is that confounded thing lost again’. Exchange. id the President, *¢ you may refer all inquiriesabout clover to J. Ster Secretary of Agriculture."—Hagerstown Mail. 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