Life — February 23, 1893 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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mi SPAT SIGERS AT DLL INFORMATION WANTED. E sat within the theatre gay, And not one word said he, Until the actors in the play Had got toact the three, And then he gently touched the maid Who wore that fearful hat In front, xcuse me, miss,” he said, “But what's the play’ we're at ?”” —Clothier and Furnisher. FARMER Brown had a little son and a hired man named Mike. They were all work- ing in a swamp one day and Farmer Brown was some distance away. All of a sudden, Johnnie came running up to his father with a blanched face. The boy's eyes were almost starting from their sockets. “Say. pop,” he gasped, ‘* M Wal, if that’s all,” said the farmer, ‘let him stay there. boots offand get out.” * But he can't do it, pop. e's in the swamp up to his ankles.”” Tell him to take his He's in head first."—Boston Budget. 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