Life — January 26, 1893 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Got rubbed his eyes and remarked : He was reading his play to the Sleep is an opinion.” ‘There was no appeal from this sententious verdict, but it is to be hoped that minis- ters who happen to read this story will not panion, Tommy : Say, paw! their stomachs that they Mr. Fico: Pho! ‘hat's nothing. sandwiches.—/ndianapolts Jonrnal. lay it too much to heart.— Youth's Com- Did you know that pigeons have been found with grain in et six hundred miles away ? I've had that experience myself with railroad CONVALESCENT (looking at his doctor's bill): Good gracious! have | been as ill as all this, doctor? I wonder I'm alive ! Two Amencans who were dining at tables in front of a cafe in Paris, near Seine, noticed high up on the front wall of a building, a red mark, and underneath hi inscription, evidently painted : “Inundation of 1875. High water Mark.” “Come! Come!" said one of the Americans to the restaurant-keeper, ‘* you dev} expect us to believe that the river ever rose as high as that !" “Oh, no,” said the proprietor, blandly ; sort of scratch with his thumb-nail ‘down near the ground. smark was down there the children rubbed it out so continually that we had to put it y He made, “it only came up to here. you ser, when th. “But, there out of their reach,""— Youth's Companion. A FEMALE lion-tamer, young and fair, beckoned to the big lion, Nero, and it am and took a piece of sugar out of her mouth: “Why, [could do that trick!” exclaimed a spectator. “What ! you?" retorted the fair performer. “ Certainly—just as well as the lion !"—Revue des Sports, Doctor : Why, how is this, my dear sir? You sent me a letter stating that yal had been attacked by meastes, and I find you suffering trom rheumatism. i PATIENT: Well, you see, doctor, it is like this: There wasn't a soul in the how who knew how to spell rheumatism.—Harper's Bazar. 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