Life — December 29, 1892 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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16 they were expressed, brought te: to Aunt Mary's sympathetic eyes. She even suspected tha had been guilty of me in his life-time, and that had he had different early surroundings he might not have consumed the yreater part of two quarts of cham- pagne with his dinner. Finally Hartford was reached, and Lansdale and Keefe said f well to their new-found friends preparatory to catching th. next train to New York. It is reported that Aunt Mary Otis has resigned from the Women's African Temperance Association, and em- ploys her time in good works of a more doméstic nature. Among the handsomest gifts at the Lansdale-Otis wedding was a large unset diamond, which came to the bride anonymously from New York. A search of the detective records shows that Mr. Marty Heilmann has not been seen in his accustomed haunts since the “DAT FIGHT WAS A DAISY AN' NO SISTA fight between Mur- phy and the Boston Coon. Per- haps a Christmas eve in a Con- necticut snow-bank was too much for his delicate constitution. Metcalfe. WHEN EXTREMES MEET. 2R there is Mr. Deckerdow, inventor of Decker- dow's hair renewer, and with him is Professor Domepate, instructor of social ethies at Heavyhammer college.” “ {shouldn't think the professor would find anything con- genial in such company.” “Oh, doesn't he though? He is trying to borrow some money from him.” > HE: 1am very glad to hear of Darley’s success since he took this hotel. He: I can't say Lam. Sue: I thought you were a friend of his ? He: Solam, but I told him before he went in that he was sure to make a failure of it. A CROWNING MARVEL. HE young prince mar- ried the maiden fair ; Tread in this touching tale; She had turquoise eyes and golden hair, And she dwelt in a lonely dale. He carried her off to his cas tle high, With a pair of milk-white steeds, \s And the bodies of seven giants lie, To attest his doughty deeds. One wonder more, and the book is shut, And my worldly doubts prevail ; “They lived happily ever after”... but Mt was only a fairy tale! Harry Romaine. WAYS treating at the other fellow’s expense.—The Physician. comicbooks.com