Life — December 29, 1892 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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| JOOTHES IRRITATED SKIN. pe a sense of exquisite cleanliness. \akes the Hair Soft and Gloss: -LI [Daa seysns Ad NvLLvs a w NOT TACTFUL. ow O is the belle to-night ?"asked she, As they stood on the ballroom floor ; He looked around the room to see, And she speaks to him no more. ‘Tur wife of a popular society man objected most strenuously to the late kept, compelling her to remain alone far into the night sed amendment. He kept his promise ¢ saw with horror that daylight was ed his hotel in trepidation and as sound asleep. ascinated him to such an extent that, just afte ked into his rooms on tiptoe. But it was broad daylight outside. —Cape Cod Item, burs that So she made a scene and he for some time, but one night a game of e * consolation pot” was on the nas he was creeping out. He Oh, joy ! his wife So, with great caution, he opened creepii lc windows, closed the shutters, pulled down the shades, set back the clock, lit the gas, ‘4 proceeded very quietly to prepare for bed. a the voice of his wife was heard But he dropped one of his shoes, and Fak*: + Isthat you, Willie, dear 2” “Yes, darling.” + Oh, how could you be so late 2” +t isn't so late, darling.” “What time is it?" + Just one o'clock.” + What?" 200k Well, promise * “The idea! Rut, Willie, dear 2" ‘es, love.” ome, re you a player?” Mrs, Ti ¥: Do tell me, Mr. Mr. Kanvass: Selling the pa 1 yourself,” and he pointed triumphantly at the timepiece. L certainly’ thought wt was much later. Twas afraid you'd broken your “IF iUs only one o'clock, why are the birds chirping outside the windows 2y"—Polly + Do you enjoy football ?" he asked of the man who sat next him at the game. I'm a surgeon," — Washington Star. Kanvass, which is the greatest work of art? tings, madam.—. Y, Sun, acker’s Tar Soap.! is. PURE, ANTISEPTIC, LATHERS READILY, {ts use for Bath and Shampoo gives It removes Dandruff, allays Itching, and WARDS OFF CONTAGION. 5 (3) Gud ( Violet AND Lilac TOILET WATERS AND OPAL “MELLING SALTS. coovmienvaD CELEBRATED HATS, Ladies’ Round Hats and Bonnets And The Dunlap Silk Umbrella. Fifth Avenue, bet, s94 & 3: Broadway, near Cortlandt NEW YORK. ‘Palmer House, Chicago, ‘$14 Chestnet Bt, $7 Agencies in all Principal Cities, old Medal Awarded, Parts Exposttion, 1800, | A GRAND | COMBINATION | ~ ae ELLE OF NELSON Whisky is distilled for the finest trade, and for the purpose is bottled at the distillery in Nelson County, Ky. Is guaranteed to be a hand made sour mash of the finest quality. No whisky produced ranks higher. No first-class club, hotel, bar or saloon can afford to be without it. Adapted especially for gentlemen's sideboards and for sickness. Price $15 per case, containing 12 bottles. Received by us direct from the ery. Address YALE MIXTURE || Acker, Merrall & Condit, FOR THE PIPE. Parish, Lousiana, Perique, Genuine Imported Turkish, Extra Bright Plug Cut, Extra Bright Long Cut, and Marburg ‘Bros.’ Celebrated Brand “Pickings.”” MARBURG BROS. " | “LIFE” BINDER Oheap, Strong and Durable. Will held 26 Numbers, Address OFFICE OF “LIFE,” 28 W. 23d Street, New York. A Delightful Blend of St. Fames|| DALY NEW YORK, N.Y. eT AT B15. *e Tuesday evening and for six nights only, Shakespeare's As You Like It. Miss Rehan as Rosalind, Mr. Bourchier as eas Jaques. Only may Wednesday and Saturday SPAULDING& Co. (imOonPoRnaTan.) Gold ana Silver Smitha, For the Holiday Season We show a most complete stock in Dias monds, Watchos, Sterling Silver- waro, Clocks, Jowolry, Bri Brac, Opora Glasses, Fine Silver Mounted Loathor Goods, Silver Toilet Bots and Works of Art, suit- able for Wedding and Holiday Presents, 36 Ave. de l'Opera, Paris. State ds Jackson Sta, Chleage, 18th Edition, postpaid, for ase. (or stampa), THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Off, Turns Grey, and the Remedy. "By Pi RLEV PARKER ERAS HA R. 3 1013 Arch St., Philada., Pa, Id read this’ little book." y one sh Athenaum. Jubilee Number of Life To be Ready About Dec. 24th. Commemorates the Tenth Anniversary of LIFE'S Existence. Richly illustrated with portraits of Lire’s artists and contributors Live's origin a For sale by all newstealers with the story of Jd growth, PRICE 25 CENTS. comicbooks.com