Life — December 1, 1892 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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THE FAD. CUSHIONS gay on every chair, But never a place to sit; Cushions, cushions everywhere, Till I nearly take a fit; Cushions strewn upon the floor On every side I see— My wife has taken a cushion craze And there is no room for me! N.Y. Herald, Tie old man had given his son a very fair education, and after graduating he took him into his store. The young fellow was over-nice about a great many things, but the father made no comment. One day an order came in from a customer. *L wish to goodness,” exclaimed the son “that Jones would learn to spell.” What's the matter with it ?" inquired the father cheerfully. Why, he spells coffee with a K. “No, does he? Enever noticed it.” Of course you never did,” said the son pettishly. “You never notice anything like that.” - LIFE - “Perhaps not, my son,” replied the old man gently; “but there is one thin notice, which you will learn by and by, and that is that Jones pays cash. Press. Braco: Lama self-made man, sir. 1 JENKS: Indeed! Well, I wasn't born I'd soon starve here. “+ Perhaps so, but those waiter girls of y “They don't? Well, that's easily fixed * What good is that ?”” * Put it in your mustache, of course, and curl the ends. married look, Boston Budget. ductor. “Ten minutes at Falls View station to see Niagara,” was the replied. Ten minutes !"" howled the Chicago man. stop twent poets or w minutes for breakfast. t? What di I've never seen the falls, but stomach the things now,” and he pulled down the curtain of his section in a sulk and declined to look at Nature's great work. When he reached New York he wrote to his wife: ‘* There were a lot of sickly senti- mentalists on board who kept stopping the t here sooner. I'm going to hustle around to- I'll be back by Thursday, but I shall travel by some other route. lard rendering house on Friday and I want to take you down there. Everyone whe amounts to anything will be there, and there’ A. M. and ends at q P.M. stylish, Y. Herald. ‘Ok CounTRY HOTEL: There's plenty to eat. “ WHAT are we stopping for ?” the east bound Chicago man demanded of the cos- '— Detroit Pd began life as a barefoot boy. with shoes on either.—Exchange. ours don't attend to me.” Here’s some wax.” You've got too much of a That's an outrage. Why, you onl; joes the company take us for, a lot of darned t this is too much, and I Il be blamed if I cas rain to look at water works or I'd have bees morrow and get rid of that carload of hogs Armour opens his new "Il be music'and a luncheon. So see if my ¢ It begins at 10 dress suit is all right, as the thing will be acker’s Tar Soap. IS PURE, ANTISEPTIC, LATHERS READILY, | SOOTHES IRRITATED SKIN. Gervn RenveD CELEBRATED HATS, Ladies’ Round Hats and Bonnets And The Dunlap Silk Umbrella. t78 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet, s2d & a3 Ste, and 181 Broadway, near Cortlandt St, NEW YORK. 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