Life — August 4, 1892 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Tue Boston Globe prints a story of a Yarmouth captain who had a small coasting schooner lying in port, and decided to give a lesson to painters ia general by himself painting the vessel's name on her bows. "He could not reach high enough from the float, and did not care to put out a swinging stage, so he reached down over the side to do the lettering. 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