Life — July 28, 1892 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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«I DIDFE Oto FARMER HEAGLE, in Chemung, needed water for his stock, and began to sink JL It was a laborious operation. Gradually the work neared its completion, and seemed assured. Alas, one day, just as he was putting on the finishing touches, il caved ia, and the labor of weeks came to naught. Fora few moments Farmer gle beat his breast and tore his hair in mute despair. Then he had an inspiration, ook off hiscoatand hatand carefully laid them on the brink of the ruined well. In be secreted himself under a neighboring haystack and awaited developments. Soon ghbor passed the place and went to the well to inspect it. He discovered its precar edition, and seeing Heagle’s coat and hat near by, naturally concluded that the tenate man had been engulfed in the ruin, and was now lying at the bottom of his Impelled by a feeling of humanity, he ran to the neighboring farm houses and gave hrm. The news spread like a flash, and before long a vast concourse of farmers had regated around the spot. With picks and spades they dug away at the well, until tad it completely excavated. It was a long and laborious piece of work, but sym- for the unfortunate man, and an earnest desire to rescue him, leat strength to the At leagth the task was completed and the well dug out. ‘There was no vestige jaagle. After searching for him in vain, the tired workers went home. Then Heagie d from his hiding-place, thankful that human sympathy had not entirely died out ‘the face of the earth.—New York Sun. eoRGE, dear,” said the young wife as her husband was about to kiss her before down town, ‘the dressmaker is coming to-day, and she will probably be here to this evening.” “Then, darling,” said the young husband, the glad light of a deep revenge shining in his deep blue eyes, ** have some of that huckleberry pudding that your mother taught you Make it with your own hands, dear, for," he went on, with a strange glitter in his eyes, I want to make a dead sure thing of-it."—Cloae Revicte, Iv a hotel on the top of the Rigi, the following announcement gives great satisfaction : “+ Misters, the venerable voyagers are advertised that when the sun him rise a horn will be blowed."” That announcement sufficiently prepares the visitor for the following entry in the wine list: ‘Ia this hotel the wiaes leaves the traveler nothing to hope for." — Argonaut. MR. 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