Life — June 30, 1892 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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- LIFE: | Aa ws Pah aR AE SERRE ERERA AEE BREESE RREEEESEET) ei SPISSORS AT NVLLv§ QUATRAIN. WwW Altho saddle on the river; What pleasure such as this ! h we are not married, It is canoe-bial bliss. —Witliams Weekly. Mr. Epwarp Butwer-Lytton Dickens, M, P., for Wilcannia, perpetrated a joke in the New South Wales Parliament. That body contains a member named Willis, who is remarkable not only {or the prodigious length of his speeches, but also for the short, snappy sentences in which he delivers them. Mr. Dickens followed him in debate the other night, and the first words of the youngest son of the novelist were : “+ My father created the historic phrase * Barkis is ” but if he were here to-night he would probably have altered it to * Willis is barkin’ “TELL me, dearest, what is it As Bertram Calloway uttered these words and gazed down into the face of the fair young creature at his side, he felt instinctively that she was about to give him some new proof of that great devotion which she had so often revealed to him. “Twas thinking, dearest.” she said softly, as she shyly looked: up into the great passionate eyes bent so lovingly upon hers, ** that when we were finally settled down and married, how much I could save you in neckties.” Half an hour later there might have been seen walking swiftly through the almos deserted streets of the great metropolis a man who muttered strangely to himself as be paused underneath a friendly lamp-post to gaze at a glittering object that he held in his It's all right,” he whispered hoarsely to himself, ** That’s the same ring."—Cloal Native: Well, Uncle Jerry ! justice of the peace ; is that so ? Uscte JERRY : Hit’ jes'like dey say, sah Ise got a mighty loud eatchin’ er dat sor Native: Don't say so? But what preparation have you bad for a position of thit kind? UNCLE JERRY : De ve'y best, sah! Ise been in de calerboose fo" times. Dat gimme de insides er de law—a kinder speunce dat a man kyant larn in de books. Hit sartify me me ‘bout de way jestice done feel, an’ lemme teli yo", a jedge mighty like a doctor—whes They tell me you are trying to get the nomination fer (Scene, Louisville residence ; time, 10.30 P. M.: Masculine voice from head of Young man, I reckon you doa’t know the saloons in this neighborhood close at Ucky Lover: Good-night, my own, I must hurry.—New York Weekly. he tas’e he own metersine he know better wha’ kin’er dose ter gib."— Boston Courier. JASPER: Jumpurre : State.—New York Herald. Why did the Rev. Dr. Poundtext come East ? He was chased out of the West for teaching the golden rule in a silver Oy “That excellent antiseptic. . . 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