Life — June 16, 1892 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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- LIFE: “ My physician,” he protested, ‘ positively forbids venison steak.” AT SAGGORS A WLS DREADFUL. ¢CO)H, Jack!” the maiden eager cried, ‘<'T'm learning billiard-law, For pa has just been teaching me ‘The ‘follow,’ ‘English,’ “draw, “ Dost know what ‘kissing’ is?" I asked, In accents calm and slow And heard the blushing maid reply, ** Well—not in billiards, no!" —Bowdoin Orient, A TIGER once invited a goat to dinner. ‘The goat was tickled to death at the notice of the beast, and wore his spike-tailed coat and link sleeve-buttons in token of his appre- cation. “Can I help you to some of this venison steak?" the tiger asked the goat very cordially. The goat could not eat venison steak, but he dissembled cleverly and preserved a smiling exterior, There while the tiger devoured a hearty repast. self of the sweets of revenge. following evening. vas nothing else on the table, and the poor goat was obliged to sit idly by But the goat was not disposed to deprive him- He accordingly pressed the tiger to dine with him the The invitation was accepted with thanks, and promptly on time the tiger thrust his hind legs under the goat's mahogany. “Can L help you,” sweetly inquired the host, “to some of this fricasseed tomato can with brown paper sauce ?” ‘0, thank you," rejoined the tiger, ** my doctor forbids.” *Ltear you will have only an un- satis y x “Oh, [ shall do very well,” protested the tiger. Whereat he fell upon and devoured the goat himself, “Alas! exclaimed the latter with his dying breath, ‘1 was too funny.” This fable teaches that it is perfectly proper to take an insult from some people with- out resenting it. Itis alla matter of judgmemt.—Derroit Tribune. A Nortit Country Scotch boy had dislocated his leg, and was taken by his mother toa ‘*bone-setter,” in whom she had great faith. ‘The leg was duly examined, and it was found necessary to haul it very severely in order, as the bone-setter said, ‘* to get the bone in.” The lad bone was * got in liberal with his screams while this was going on, but eventually the and the patient was told that he would be all right in a few days, “Didn't Davie do the thing well ?" said the joyous mother. Aye, he did, mither,” answered the lad; ** but I wisna sic a fule as tae gi'e him ma sair leg."—Argonaut. “That excellent antiseptic. . . ."—Medical Chronicle, Baltimore. Packer’s ‘Tar Soap, “In which the well-known soothing and healinj ies of Pine-tar are skillfully combin gceable Olls and Glycerine." — Medical Times, New York. A luxury for Bath and Sham- poo. Soothing and Refreshing. Destroys odors. Wards off Contagion. om eerrment=s. CELEBRATED HATS, wo: Ladies’ Round Hats‘and Bonnets An4The_Danlsp SUk:Umbrells. taAgeacien tn all’ Priselpal Clilee, Gold Medal Awarded, Paria Exposition, i8t9. CROUCH & FITZGERALD, NBW YORK, MAKE THE MOST RELIABLE Trunks, Bags, Dress Sult Cases, Hat Cases, For American and European Travel. 161 Broadway, below Cortlandt St. Broadway, below 4th St. 701 Sixth Avenue, below 61st St. LIFE BINDER. 4 CHEAP, STRONG anp DURABLE. EDENIA AND Goya lily WILL MOLD 26 NUMBERS. Mailed to of the U. 8. for ion portage tree. BOER Address office of “LIFE,” 29° W. 23d St., New York. ELLE OF NELSON Whisky is distilled for the finest trade, and for the purpose is bottled at the distillery in Nelson County, Ky. Is guaranteed to be a hand made sour mash of the finest quality. No whisky produced ranks higher. "No first-class club, hotel, bar or saloon can afford to be without it. Adapted especially for gentlemen's sideboards and for sickness. Price $15 per case, containing 12 bottles. Received by us direct from the distillery. Address Acker, Merrall & Condit, NEW YORK, N. Y. Life’s Monthly Calendar Contains Copious Reading Matter and Pro- fuse Illustrations. Only §1 a year, postage paid, Single Copies, to cents. MITCHELL & MILLER, 28 West 23d St New York, SPAULDING& Co. (imconponatao.) Gold ana Silver Smiths. Have you an exact Horso=Timer ? We are making watches for racing-men ir new designs for which we charge : Silver Chronographs : $26 10 $35. Silver Split-Seconds : $87. Gold Chronographs : $87. Gold Split-Seconds : $175 to $375. We make other things specially for met of which cur ** Suggestion Book” is a gooc guide for far-away buyers to use. We senc it to any address. 36 Ave. de l'Opera. Paris State & Jackson Sts Chicago FINE CARRIAGES and HARNESS. Wy. H. Grav RSTABLISHED 1859, 20 and 22 Wooster St., New York For the Summer Sojourn you must have the usua outfit. Not the least essential is a supply of Stationery, s« hard to get good in country places. The Whiting Stand ard Writing Papers are the best, and can be had of leading dealers in the most stylish finishes and tints. Ask you dealer for them. WuitTInG Paper Co., 148, 150 & 152 Duane Street, New York Factories and Salesrooms. comicbooks.com