Life — June 9, 1892 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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LIFE Leo ToLsrot, the Russian novelist, who has ideas of his own as to the right of the munity to punish its offending members, saw the other day a policeman take an jedividual into custody. He at once walked up to the constable and said : 8 you read ?” certainly, sir.” ‘lave you read the Scriptures 2” "Yes, sir. “Then you forget that they command us to love our neighbors as ourselves.” ‘The minion of the law, quite taken aback, stared at the Count, then, after a moment's efection, made answer : “And, pray, can you read 2” fave you read the police regulations ?”" Then read them."—Novaje Vremja. “TnaV lived ia Philadelphia all my life ‘bat thi said the man on the southern railroad, is too much and he got off and walked.—Harvard Lampoon. THe celebrated French poet, Saint Foix, who, in spite of his large income, always in debt, sat one day in a barber's shop’ waiting to be shaved. when the door opened and a tradesman entered who) largest creditors. No sooner did this man see Saint Foix than he angrily demanded his money. The poet composedly begged him not to make a scene. ""von't you wait forthe money until Lam shaved ertainly,” said the other, pleased at the prospect. Saint Foie then made the barber a witness of the agreement, and immediately took a towel, 1 the lather from his face, and left the shop. He wore a beard to the end of his day xchange. was He was lathered, THERE is a girl in town who tells this story on herself. She is a zealous member of the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. Seeing in the street, one day, a cab- driver cruelly maltreating his horse, she went up to him, and, showing her badge, demand- ed his number. ; “Lord, miss,” said the man, with a commiserating smi would go out of that pretty head afore yer got to the next corne: ‘Then he drove on, leaving the girl torn between conflicting emotions, anger and the desire to laugh.— Washington Post. f 1 wuz ter tell yer, it THEY were talking to Guibollard about the rise of the Seine, when he exclaimed, ++ It is all humbug a mere deception. “How $02” “Thad chalked a mark on my boat, and it's in the same place yet."—Le Télégraphe. I went to Chatou yesterday ; the water seems to have risen, but it is heNoblest Breakfast Most Nourisnina ms Most PALATABLE Easast Dicaste> 2 Quicxast Cooke eorvrmertT=>. CELEBRATED HATS, aD Ladies” Round Hate and Bonnets Sell It. FREE Pamphlets Freaty mailed to all applicants. HEALTH FOOD Co.'s Offices Everywhere. Head Office, 6: stir Ave., New York. N. 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