Life — April 14, 1892 — page 19: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

*~ LIFE: HOULD the dandruff come to settle ’Neath the thatching of your pate, For the baldness of a friar You will not have long to wait. And undoubtedly ‘tis true: For a cranium’s’, best int’rest Once a week we must shampoo. If your hair is slowly thinning, It is time you turned about To secure a safe prescription And prevent its dropping out. Just explore your polar regions Using Packer’s Tar-y Soap; It will crown itself with glory, And your head with hair and hope. A visit to the establish- ent of the Goruam M’r’c 0. cannot fail of sugges- DOLID SILVER. An endless ariety, embracing every rticle known to the Sil- ersmith, is attractively hown. cd TOUCHING. “OH, HEAVENS!" HE EXCLAIMED, “THIS 18 MORE THAN [CAN BEAR. Down, THROBBING HEART, DOWN! I RETURN HOME AFTER A THREE YEARS’ IMPRISONMENT FOR BRUTAL WIFE BEATING AND How AM I RECEIVED? I AM ORDERED TO LEAVE MY HOME BY THE VERY WOMAN ON WHOSE ACCOUNT I SUFFERED INCARCERATION, OH, THIS 18 TOO MUCH; MY POOR HEART WILL BREAK!” comicbooks.com