Life — March 3, 1892 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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LIFE a) STRANGE FACT. HE wore a brand new Paris gown One evening, at the dance. ‘The policeman’s innocence was too much for her already overcharged feelings and she left the place in a dudgeon.—Detroit Free Press. Gussie: Don't you think, $1 as sad as it can be ? te Ye-es: out a man would be Durine a sham fig The Man Without a Country,” is just it’s very sad indeed. ood deal sadder ; But [ think the country with- don't you Boston Post. t Napoleon came unawares upon a soldier who was lying fast asleep in a field amony the corn ‘Is this your post ?" exclaimed the emperor, rousing bim with the full intention of making an example of him, The. soklier, thus suddenly startled out of his slamber, rubbed his eyes, and, on recogniz- nd, strange as itm hat it was made SHE tried to get on a street car, but it was crowded and it didn't he came back to the curb, where a policeman stood. you want that car, miss?” he inquired with a protecting air. she replied sharply. *« Why didn’t you take it?” “The conductor wouldn't Jet me.” The car?" ing the emperor, sprang to his eet, presented arms and said: —Cheak Rei to be dead.” man.—Cartino. Mas, Brows: ' beg your majesty’s pardon, but we were going through a sham fight, and in order to make the illusion more complete I was pretending Napoleon could not suppress a smile, and forgave the witty lines- Might L ask if there is any need for you to raise your hat to the housemaid ? Mr. Brown: Well, my dear, if we didn’t take any notice of her she'd throw up her place ; and she's too stylish just tonod to, and you'd hardly like me to wink at her; of Menu. so what am I to do ?—The /nstitutes The Noblest breakfast Food on Earth! Tue Most Noveisiixe Tue Most Patarance Tue Easiest Dicestey Tux Quickest Couxeo Noone can legally gaethe term HEALTH All Grocers ed wy ae Sell It. FREE Pamphlet» Freety mailed to al: applicants. HEALTH FOOD CO,'s Of Everywhere. Head Office, 6+ sth Ave., New York. N. E. Office, 199 Tremont St. iphia Office, 632 Argh St fice, 1601 Wabash Ave., ESTABLISHED 1861. + BUDD: WEDDING OUTFITS FOR GENTLEME DRESS SHIRTS, GLOVES, TIES, SCARFS, &C. Correct & Exclusive Styles Madison Square, NEW YORK Loxvow: King Edward St. Panis Orrice 4 Rue D'Ures. CELEBRATED HATS, AND Ladies’ Round Hats and Bonnets and The Dunlap Silk Umbrella. 178 & 1f0 Fifth Avenue, bet, 224 and 334 Sta.. and 181 Broadway, near Cortlandt St., NEW YORK. Palmer House, Chicago. 914 Chestnut St., Phila FT Agencies in all Principal Cities Gold Medal Awarded, Paris Exposition, 1889 Only line from New York withont change for Old PointComfort Steamships of the Old_Dominion Line leavi New York Tuesday, Thursday, and Satur- day,at 3p, m., land Passengers at the Govern- ment Pier, Old Point Comfort. early following afternoon, making short and agreeable sea trips between New York and Old Point Comfort Tickets, $8.00, Round Trip, $13.00, Stateroom and Meals Included. Sailing from Pier 26,N. R. N.Y. W. L. Guillandes Salads Traffic Manager. Spautoing&Co. (ncorporated.) ®old and Gilversmiths. We publish and shall be pleased to mail to ie wishing it, our Kittle “ Sugges- ton Book.” It contains not onl useful hints on jewelry gold and silver- ware, but the prices of a very large part of the goods we have in stock, and enables persons at the most distant points to pur- chase with intelligence. We are always glad to send articles selected from this little book to responsible partics on approval. Address many @atote and Jackson gts. Chicago, Bu. 30 Gove. dM A’ Opera, Paris. Fine CUT GLASS has at all times an intrinsic value. The name of 3. HOARE & COL, Corning, is the best guarantee that any piece can have. If made with Meat, Fish, Lobster or Potatoes, gain richness and flavor from the addition of Armour’'s Extract of Beef. to % teaspoonful in a gill of boiling water. solic seasoning. Dilute 4% Pour this over the and let svak for an hour, before adding oil, vinegar and Armour & Company, Chicago. comicbooks.com