Life — January 14, 1892 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THE SAME RESULT. THIS youth you think tipsy But I'll swear that his sta Is due to a tea Where from half after three Until five he was the only man in the ning and Ibsen with twenty-three rard Lampoon. perhaps, apse room and had to discuss ladies of assorted ages.— A STORY comes from Kansas, where the Farmers’ Alliance and its platform of principles are the chief topics of conversation. A man of rather questionable character died in a remote part of Waterloo town- ship. The nearest preacher was summoned to preach a funeral sermon Not knowing the man, the preacher contented himself with a few of the occasion, and then said he would be glad to have any of the company present say a word about the dead man, if they desired. No one moved or spoke, and again. the Chapping, Chafing, Dandruff, Odors from Perspiration. JUN wr): Speedy Relief by Using = covveiaxras. CELEBRATED HATS, Ladies’ Round Hats acker’s Tar Soap. **It Soothes while it Cleanses.”’ Medteal and Surg. Reporter, Phila, The Dunlap Silk Umbrella. 178 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet, 22d and 234 St and 181 Broadway, near Cortlandt St., NEW YORK. Palmer House, Chicago. 18th Edition, postpaid for 25e. (or stamps.) THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Of, Turns Grey, and the Remedy. By Prof. HARLEY PARKER, F. R. A. S. C. F, LONG & CO., 1013 Arch St., Phila, Pa. DORFLINGER'S; AMERICAN : Cut Glass’ FOR THE TABLE Is Perfection. EDENIA AND Goya laily Sa “All Salads mproved by the addition of Armour’s ittle boiling water.” Cook Book explains severa ittle LIFE PX CO, 27 Agencies in all Principal Cities. Gold Medal Awarded, Paris Exposition, 1889. An Expert Cook preacher extended an invitation to company to offer re again his invitation met with silence. Finally an old farmer, who sat in the corner of the front room, rose and said: “Tf no one has any marks to make about the deceased, | would like to make a few remarks. about the alliance’s sub-treasury plan.” —Argonaut. ished notary, while breakfasting with a friend ndulged in some stinging comments on the public acts of Marshal Marmont. Suddenly another gentleman, dining at a neighboring table, rose and approached them, his mustache bristling i sitisfaction 1" he notary. but Tam his chief aide + you shall pnt 2" quietly asl was the reply ; “Ate you Marshal Marn “T have not that honor amp.” * Give me your card, then, sir,” head clerk."—Argonaut, said the notary ; 1 will send you my Orrick Boy (fo Emplo: Emrtover Orrice Boy ; to kick me EmPLover: Of course he kicked you You don’t expect me to attend to everything, do you? [can't look after all the litle details of the business myself.— Zhe Aoran. ry: Vy Well, what is it ? The cashier kicked me, a complaint to make, sir Ide want no cashier and Bonnets nd " HW. Me Vickar | ~ NOW READY ~ | || Harper & Brothers! i PUBLISHERS ~ i EL ot4 Chestout St., Phila, BROADWAY wenings at 8.15, Matinee Wed. and Sat. Until further notice, “THE CABINET MINISTES. “GOME Wintex Resorts ann How ro Reacn Tnes,* just published by THe Travennns’ Boxgaus or THe News Seaies (Herkimer, office), will be sent upon receipt of ten ce stamps. 3 Took for this § trade mark latel. based on Meat, Fish, Lobster or Potatoes are much Extract of Beef, first diluted in a There are many ways of using Armour’s Extract. Our Send for it. Armour & Company, Chicago comicbooks.com