Life — November 5, 1891 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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i Oup Louis Bouchard, our half-breed Canadian correspondent), re’ parties that include lady membe three gentlemen and two lac ** Doze chentlemans au ladies is—mebby ? [don't know—but One tahm I'll go up wiss five lady and s¢ mans was boss dat trip? Boss ? nossin’ is cook right. In de tent before doze lady ees get up. doze lady ees ask. What dey tink ? mek dat coffee! No-0-0- doze che lady want—and doze ain't dere. No, éaptsun—doze lad uis, he's blame. Eskimo Jo * Loui Mebby lady ain't care one Nepigon guide ces white ladies, but prefers to let Eskimo Joe, another famous voyageur and cook, take charge of angling- On seeing an American party of oid Louis remarked : t get much fish, den, No-o-o—nevare de tahm, doze lady boss dat camp. Keep_me cookin’, e mawnin’ first ting, I got to bring coffee in . you wash your hands ?* dass so, Lain’t boil ‘em any. tlemans watch for do someting dey think doze bit—all de tahm doze You tink de chentlemans get out for fish early, not_make augh when I'll tol’ him "bout dat. LIFE He's want for to go viss lady party. two—tree—four tahm in_one day soap."—Argonaut, Mebby he's like for wash hissef Sapree—dass fool way for waste A MUNGRY wolf, slaking his thirst at a stream, observed a lamb similarly engaged, and deliberated what excuse he could make to devour it, “Sirah !"" exclaimed he, ** you are the villain who stirred up the mud and fouled this stream two years ago to-day, and must pay the y with your life.” ir,” replied the lamb, ‘I was not then born ; it must have been my mother, who is since dead, and as her legal personal representative, 1 am only responsible for her damage to the extent of those assets which came to my hands from her estate, and those were 27/."" Ignorant wretch !” retorted the wolf, springing upon his prey, ‘+ had you studied this newly-discovered doctrine of heredity, you would have known that the sinsof our ancestors are invariably visited upon their descendants, and shoukl you be allowed to form an exception the whole theory would collapse. Why have you not read your Ibsen, child?” So saying, he devoured the lamb, (writes a Dey's nice, de 0-0, Dass so. mans, De chentle- All de tahm, all cookin’, ‘and ands before I All de tahm, boil my MORAL. lad; You must be a poor liar if you can't make some excuse. The litest Society fad isa safe topic for conversation in nearly all companies.—Wethuselah's Epitaph. ver’ good fishin’, Den Healing Refreshing.” A} Shampooing. ‘al and Surg. th “+t leaves the shin soft, sav and supp EDENIA AND Goya lily. *91-SEASON New and Original Styles in Capes, Jackets, Wraps, Fur Trimmings, &c. De N SIND KC Covvwiaxras, CELEBRATED HATS, —AND— Ladies’ Round Hats and Bonnets and The Dunlap Sik Umbrella. 178 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet. 22d and 23d Sts., and 181 Broadway, near Cortlandt St., NEW YORK. Palmer House, Chicago. 914 Chestout St., Phila €:2" Agencies in all Principal Citie ‘old Medal Awarded, Paris Exposition, 1889. “A DROP OF DEW.” (Trade-Mark.) “A wild rose fresh with dew." Have you tried the new perfume, the * Drop of Dew 2” “Cherry blossoms and white cups whose wine was the bright dew.”* 50 cents per bottle. Sent by mail on receipt of 75 cts. THEODORE METCALF CO., Boston E. FOUGERA & CO., + New York FURRIER, 1t EAST 19th STREET, Near Broadway, New Vork. Receiver of the grand gold medal of the Paris Exposition Universelle, Stationery correct style, better. “writing, and ction. These cor- respondence papers are made at the expense of much care and thought, and after twenty-six years experience, the manufac- are able to place’ before the public, in all stationery the dest article. Insist on having paper stamped in the centre of the sheet, Whiting's Sts undard or Whit ngs No. 1. Wuitinc Paper Co., Holyoke, Mass. ; Street, New York. . 150 and 152 Duane comicbooks.com