Life — September 24, 1891 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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First Recent Arrival: HOW vo YOU Like tT WERE? Second R. AL: Fine! NEVER THOUGHT THERE WAS ANY PLACE LIKE Citcaco, nut 1 TELL YOU, OLD MAN, HEAVEN BEATS IT, First R. Ac: Great ! Dox't you KNow Tis 1s H—t ? Is your betrothed well off ? DOOMED. : No, I presume not. They HE MAN: Now, what shall | do with you ? he has a princely fortune. THE Five DOLLAR Bit: Keep me. I’m pretty nearly worn out. Let me have a rest. Tur Max: Not much, That's not what I got you for. I think I'll buy a new hat with you. How does that strike you ? THE BILL: Don't. You don’t need one. THE MAN: Well, how about a couple of theatre tickets and a dozen roses ? THe Bitt: You would only be making a fool of yourself. She doesn’t care a straw for you. THE MAN: But I would enjoy it myself. THe BILL: Can't you enjoy keeping me ? THe M Don’t know—never tried it. THE BILL: Well, try it now, THE MAN: 1 believe I will—that is, I'll keep part of you, most of you. T'll just take one drink and — THE BILL: I'm doomed now, CHARGING BY TIME. ACRES 2D PASSENGER: What, thirty cents. DRESS REFORM. from New York to Orange? Why, that’s three “Maun, E wist you woutn Take your Cents a mile! . Se Wat RR HANDS OUT:OF YOUR TROUSERS: POCKETS OFFICIAL (of the Delay, Linger & Watt ROR): x. wowax at tue nottom AND BEHAVE LIKE A GENTLEMAN.” Yes, but it’s only about twelve cents an hour. oF IT, comicbooks.com