Life — August 6, 1891 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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69 exclaimed Brown, entering the office of his architect, nice mess of my house, haven't you ? —— TW ema y ~ what's the matter?" replied the architect | re) LL i * Matter !"" returned Brown ; * why, the staircase is so crooked that Vv n> I cannot get my furniture upstairs, and there isn't a window he é drawing-room that you can look out of without using a step-ladde — Vell, what of that?) Doesn't your house look well from the THE TROUT’S APPEAL * It looks well enough ; but, confound it, what does that amount to?” DOSS, sisit the commonplace Winnepesau “ Everything, my dear sir, everything. I understand my business, Or the rivulet Onoquinapaskesasanognog 3 Tam an architect) If you wanted a house that was only ar climb to the summit of bare Moosilauke, comfortable and convenient, why in the name of wonder didn't you , i a builder to draw the plans? Mr. Brown, I'm afraid that you don't But come into Maine to t acock, appreciate high art."—Zvchang Or to the saucy little river Essiqualsagook, Or still smaller stream of Chinquassabunticook, . Then visit me last on the great Anasagunticook. A YALE student recently handed in a paper to his professor, and ~Bangor Ne was surprised the next day to have it returned, with a note scrawled on the margin. He studied it diligently, but was unable to decipher the A younc hman was once halting betwixt two loves, one pos- note, and so he brought his paper back to the professor. sessed of beauty and the other of a cow. In despair of arriving at a *Tean't quite make out what this is, if you please,” said the student. lied for advice to a canny compatriot, who delivered “That, sir?" said the professor; "why, that says [can not read Marry the lass that has the coo, for there’s no the dee- your handwriting, You write illegibly, sir." Argonaut, ference o' a coo’s value in any twa weemin in Christendom.—Argonaut, AN application for an annual pass was once made to Commodore Ma. Watts: Mrs. Briggs and her husband seem to be such a Vanderbilt by the president of a road about twenty-five miles. long happy pair. Your road doesn't seem to cover at amount of territory,” suz- Mks. Ports: Yes, they are so considerate of each other, She — gested the commodore to the applicant. No,” said the applicant, tells me that they had been married three years before either one knew iL isn't quite so long as the New Vork Central, but, by gracious, Me that they were both fond of onions.—/ndranapolis Journal. Vanderbilt, it’s just as wide!” The pass was issued, —rgonant. AVE YOU A MACKINTOSH COAT OR CLOAK?| gadis, BL PEE CHAM PILLS feu ES runt FOR A }) , (er) ‘ne i “heatece MACKINTOSHES. bp ecaria ‘DISORDERED LIVER If not, send to us for samples and illustrated book concerning the CELEBRATED HATS, Taken as directed these famous Pills will prove marvellous restoratives to all H Ce) DG M A N AND enfeebled by the above or kindred diseases. Ladies’ Round Hats and Bonnets and 26 Cents a Box, RUBBER COMPANY The Dunlap Silk Umbrella. but generally recognized in England and, 9| 178 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet. 22d and 23d Sts. in fact, throughout the world to be . . and 18: Broadway, near Cortlandt St. “ . ” 459 & 461 Broadway, cor. Grand St., y Worth a Guinea a Box, Bee Sone WILL CURE ¥ for the reason that they WILL CURE a and 21 West 28d Street, Palmer House, Chicago. 914 Chestnut St., Phila. telde range of complaints, and that they iy $P™ Agencies in all Principal Cities. have saved to many sufferers not merely NEW YORK. Gold Medal Awarded, Paris Exposition, 1889. one but many guineas, in doctors* bills. S BY ALL DRUGGIS SUMMER BRANCHES: BAR HARBOR, NEWPORT, if Kigredge Cottage, BT Thames Bt. Extract i BEEF. eT EWANDO'S Used by All Good COoksS ine year Round. | Fanner incre taaiencns Send to ARMOUR & CO., Chtengo, for Cook Book showing use of Armour's Extract) ‘and Pressed to look like new. n Soupsa nd Sauces. Matled free. . $17 Temple Place, Bostox, Main Orvices: 5 36, Fifth Avenue, New Yous. Established 1829, Largest In America. ARE YOU DESIROUS ? ‘ith 4 ee epee ofa pleasant, moderate and ANIM Avr ortion ene Seu even heat throughout the } HOINTER| EVERYBODY PRAISES IT. severest winter weather? | 1 0) © PearcctPenciPownter CoPornanoMe, is ei Being ee ee Sei) EAU DE ““How Best to Heat Our Homes.”” tain orrice AND TRANSPARENT 163 Franklin Street, Boston, sot Woes tang srsnnaee GLYCERINE SOAPS. | 71 Joba Street, New York, Swe Gurney Hot Water Heater Co, 7? RA OAOOOOMEE| THE FINEST TOILET GOODS IMPORTED 246 Arch Street, Philadelphia. Mention this publication comicbooks.com