Life — July 23, 1891 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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LIFE: Al A Fasous (Ch go lawyer once had_a singular case to settle. A n in great distress. ers, living in the same hs Ke, ct ich other that their T c| te) Ly é ers were unable to distinguish them when they were together VI Dw it happened that by the carelessness of the nurses the children had come mixed, and how were the mothers to make sure that they ved back their own infants ? * But, perhaps,” said the lawyer, ** the children weren't changed at HE WASN'T IN IT. HEY built a fine church at his very door— pupae but there's no doubt that they were changed,” said the He wasn't in it ; * Are you sure of it?” They brought him a scheme for relieving the poor— erfoctly." ‘ “He wasn't in it; + Well, if that’s the case why don’t you change them back again? 1 Let them work for themselves, as he had done. don't ‘see any diificutty in the cate."—Argenant. They wouldn't ask help of any one, : i If they hadn't wasted each golden minute— FIRS NGER: Travelling for pleasure, sir? He wasn't in it. Secos Yes, sir. 1am on my way to see the Alps ‘Travelling for pleasure yourself ? A carriage swept down the street one day— F. Yes. Lamon my way to the United States to see the Rocky He was in it; Mountains, Niagara Falls, and other wonders. Have you seen them ? ” The funeral trappings made a display— $.$.: Oh, no; I'man American, you know.—New York Press fe was in it St. Peter received him with book and bell, Hussanp : Why don’t you wear that navy blue dress ? ty friend, you have purchased a ticket to—well, Wire: Well, the fact is the servant gitl has one just like it. Your elevator goes down in a minute.” Husnaxp: How considerate of you.— Coat Review. He was in it. Exchange. Fatr Matpen (a summer boarder): How savagely that cow looks Tue young melodramatist, telling the story of his new play to the at me! manager, said: FARMER HAYSEED: It's your red parasol, mum. + As the robbers crawl in at the window the clock strikes one,” Fatk Maipen: Dear me! I knew it wasa little out of fashion, + Ab,” said the manager, ** which re . but 1 didn't suppose a country cow would notice it. Y. Weekly. MACKINTOSH STEAMER Rucs, Coats, CLOAKS AND CAPs, in varied colors and patterns, and at popular prices. conyatenraa, CELEBRATED HATS, HODCMAN ane Ladies’ Round Hats and Bonnets and RUBBER COMPANY, The Duntap Silk Umbrella. Si MANUFACTURERS, 178 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet. 23d and 23d Ste., TCR INGE Yo Sect 459 & 461 Broadway, | 21 West 28d St. and 18: Broadway, near Cortlandt St. Cor. Grand Street. | | Adj. Fifth Ave. Hotel NEW YORK. A pure Virginia plug cut smoking 27 Maiden Lane, cor. Nassau St., Palmer A trscis te i eisuienieness. obacco that does not bite the tongue, NEW YORK. Gold Medal Awarded, Paris Exposition, 18%, | '0d is freo from any foreign mixture. More solid comfort in one package of ae gata astiff than you can get out of a dozen BAR HARBOR, NEWPORT, 117 EAU DE othe Packed in canvas ad Kittredge Cottage, B2T Thames St. . ce Tobacco Co., Ricbmond, Virginia. ilaritss? Rally) Cc OLOGNE — FOR FIFTY YEARS! LEWANDO’S Fancy Dyers—French Cleansers AND TRANSPARENT MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUF Tennls Sults and all Sommer Clothing Cleansed for fifty years has been used by millions of 1d reased to look lke new, ~v T = SY) mothers for their Children while Teething. It Marw Orrices: { 12, Temple Place, Rosrow, GLYCERINE SOAPS. tpothea the Cai Softens the Gums, Allays all Mau S! 1565 Fifth Avenue, New Yous. Pain. Cures Wind Colic, and is the best remedy Fatablished 1829. Largest In America, THE FINEST TOILET GOODS IMPORTED for Diarrhea, 25c, a Bottle. RAW SILK BATH TOWELS. Refreshing, Invigorating. Send $1.00 for two, DO YOU DESIRE postpaid, to Am. Sitx Mra. Co., St. Louis, Mo! Splendid for Tennis Mayers and all Athletes. To be in good form in your correspondence? Use only the Savemones, BICYCLE fine stationery manufactured by the Whiting Paper Co., of AW.GUMPREO. Day ton.0. Holyoke, Mass. Every dealer in stationery can supply you Now Bleyeles aregucet | with their goods. They are the finest made for high-class Bras Bioeate eer na ce swtuezcien, Gans and Tire | correspondence. Ask for Whiting’s Standard Papers. Boye’ Bore. os Oc ‘Rin. Safety, with rubber tires, $ Bore toch alee euate es New York Factories, 150 and 152 Duane St. comicbooks.com