Life — July 2, 1891 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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LIFE Jack (who has been called in for punishment and regaled with an account of his misdoings): Did Dick Van Twiller tell you that, 3° mamma ? t « Mamata: Yes, Jack. T cl for AT WLLy s Jack (reproachfully : And you believed him ? x | Mamata: Yes, Jack, Jack: Well, [don't blame you for believing him, mamma. He's SHE COULDN'T HELP IT the most beautiful liar in the whole school !—Boston Beacon. * Hii isnt iteie BEWOA WEN ie Ir is so perplexing to be told that a married man has been released E su i ees wi — asage from his sufferings at last—you can never tell whether it is the man He tied «straw hatioa/his knes; himself who has died, or his wife.— Fremdenblatt, And prattled to a little fairy— ** L quite pwefer it, dontcher know, TEACHER : Because the weathah makes it so a conjunction ? That we can weah what's light and airwy."” ToMMy : See the goat butt the boy. Butt is a conjunction, and . connects the boy with the goat.—Haltimore American, The maid looked up with glance so sly, And said, with twinkle in her eye TEACHER Quite visible to all beholders, Tommy, can’t you give me a sentence in which “ but” is : What can you tell me about Julius Ccesar ? Purtt.: He wrote books for the lower forms in classics.—Famtlien- Some people the opinion share blatt. ‘That's just the reason why you wear és ‘i ‘can't ; “ ‘ That kind of head upon your shoulders.” Dip you,” he asked in an intensely sentimental tone, never sigh —Boston Courier. for death?” —_ ‘Whose 2” she inquired with an interest and promptness that OLD GeNntieMaN (fo New York hackman): My friend, what brought him back to earth so fast that he fairly lost his breath.— do you do with your earnings every week—put part of them in the sav KOsENBERG, SENIOR: Simon, my poy, now that you are going into . peezness for yourself let me gaf you von gocd rule to follow. No, sir. After payin’ the butcher an’ grocer an‘ rent, 1 ROSENBERG, JUNIOR: Vell, fader ? pack away what's left in barrels. I'm afraid of them'savin's banks. Sesion: It's dis: If your gustomers don’t see vat dey vant, Yankee Blade, make dem vant vat dey see.— Yankee Blade. Prickly Heat, ST | L BO M A. 3 we A A prepared Chamois Skin for pol- Chafing, Dandruff, ishing Gold and Silver or Nickel, Steel Odors from Perspiration. ‘ uN \ and Brass. Always ready. No trouble r to use, Lasts for years. The best and Speedy Relief by Using as = ? most economical polisher in the market Inquire of your dealer, or send 50 cents for sample size by mail to ac ke r . GI CELEBRATED HATS: | tue CHANDLER & RUDD COMPARY, Ladies’ Round Hats and Bonnets and CLEVELAND, OHIO. The Dunlap Silk Umbrella. ' 8 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet. 22d and 234 Sts., Tar Soap. " and 181 Broadway, near Cortlandt St. SUMMER BRANCHES: Panes Howe, Cnenee necrexouess.roia | BAR HARBOR, NEWPORT, «it Soothes while it Cleanses.”" (7 Axencies in all Principal Cities Kiteredge Cottages 827 Thames St. Medical and Surg. Reporter, Phila, Medal Awarded jeser’ Bie LEWANDO’S MUSEUM OF FINE ARTS, BOSTON. | Fancy Dyers-French Cleansers School of Drawing and Paintin: Tenmle Suite cc all Summer Clothing Cleansed ‘The sixteenth year of sche Jom wept es, ad Pressed to look like acm. my the cast and from Temple Place, Boston. ith dec Main Orrices: 4 133s Fifth Avenue, New Yous: Fatablished 1829, Largest In Amerie RAW SILK BATH TOWELS. Refreshing. Invigorat Send $1.00 for postpai Sp E D E N IA 4 : an Heating. Did your furnace heat your house he last severe winter ? AND ‘ OF COURSE IT DIDN'T. Miss Elizabeth Lombard, Manacer ‘ow is the time to get estimates for the Ger Hor Water J ifearer and Raptators. A af || A pamphlet-book “*Tlow Best to Heat Our Homes,” Ti dome, ‘Streets New York. = = So. Canal Street. Chi F ON APPLICATION, Ste Arch Streets Phu comicbooks.com