Life — January 15, 1891 — page 15: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

A FOE TO FATICUE. Letters of Credit. Coliections and issue Commercial and Travelers’ in all parts of the world. (i @ NATIONAL WOOD -MFG:G<, 129-Firre Ave- New YoRK*> ~ WAINSCOTINGS & CETLING (00D GARPETING- - BORDERS rer RUGS: PATIERNS & PRICES. ON APPLICATIO! | DELICATE, FRAGRANT, LASTING. Its fragrance 1s that of the opening buds of Spring. Once used you will havo no other. mene *f your dealer doesn’t keep it send Mc in stamps for a bottle to JAS. S. KIRK & CO., Chicago. JUVENILE, the Only Tollet Soap. Crosse & Blackwell’s FRESH FRUIT JAMS Made from English’ Fresh Fruits AND REFINED SUCAR ARE SOLD BY ALL GROCERS IN THE UNITED STATES. OUR CENTENNIAL EXHIBIT. ARMOUR & CO., Chicago, Sole Mfrs. We buy and sell bills of Ex- change on and make cable trans- fers of money to Europe, Australia, and the West Indies ;/also make Credits, available BROWN BROS. & CO.. Bankers. 59 Wall St. JKKAKAVER, LADIES’ TAILOR 391 FIFTH AVE. NOTICE. From January 1 till February 10, 1891, we will, as in the last 7 ioe to keep our jarge staff fully em- ployed, make up all garments at reduced prices. All made-up models we offer at half cost. We have a large as- sortment of Tweeds, Homespunsand Wo! steds, suitable for Spring and immediate wear. sly superintceded by Me, ally su ‘ Krakauer, A perfect fit guaranteed, without a per- sonal fitting. 4& Doze reteset zenrtslt ter cents, Samples stamp. T. A Sheldon, Wakefteld, R. Mr. K—, an epicurean smoker, was traveling on the railway with a passenger from’ Berlin who was smoking a horrid cigar. AS all hints and signs proved unavailing, Mr. K—— had recourse to an often tried experiment. Rising from his seat he politely said : ** Will you allow me to open the window ? At the same time he ‘quite accidentall to drop his cigar. Mr. K— h, fortune to step on it, and said, ih alarm: “Oh! 1 beg a thousand pardons. offer you one of mine, they are not half bad.” “With your kind permission.” answered the Ber- He took three cigars out of the liner, quite pleased. case presented to him, and put them into his pocket, saying: “These are a first-rate brand ; I'll smoke ‘em on Sundays.” And with that he proceeded to light another of his own,—Nueste Nachrichten, “ LLovE to sit before a blazing fire and watch the figures in the flame.” ** Vell,’ larchly on dher insurance."—Exchange. A COMMON SENSE CALENDAR, ‘The calendars that come in the fall are as numerous as the flowers that bloom in the spring. Many further resemble the flowers in that they come without being sent for, and fade after a very brief existence. ‘The most sensible and business-like Calendar that we have seen comes to us from N. W. Ayer & Son, Newspaper Advertising Agents, Philadelphia, and bears their ‘ Keeping everlastingly at it” imprint. It isso large and clear that its dates can be easily dis- tinguished across an office, and is printed in a manner to reconcile the most fastidious to its company for a year. cents. Pourtician (angrily): abominable lies about me. FRIeND: And yet they might do worse. Pouitician: Do worse! What do you mean ? Frrenp: They might tell the truth.— Kate Fre/d’s Washington ‘These newspapers tell ‘Loox here, young man,” said the lately resigned conductor to the railroad editor. ‘I've always treated you white, haven't 1?” ** You have.” **And when I resigned the other day didn't I tell you I'd worked for the company twenty years?” ‘* 1 believe so.” « And yet this is the kind of a send-off you give me.” And he laid the last issue of the paper on the tableand pointed to the notice of his retirement, which stated that he ‘had worked the company for twenty years.” —St. Joseph News. Wisi Uncle 8am and Aunt Columbia think, etc.,of ASHINGTONsisescsststipaatcn ect wank, ” brushed against the hand of his fellow passenger, causing him the additional mis- Allow me to said Isaacs, ‘der bleasure opf dot depents It is sent to any address, postpaid, on receipt of 25 NEW KODAKS “ You press the button, we do the rest.” Seven New Styles and Sizesall loaded with Transparent Films. For sale by all Photo, Stock Dealers. THE EASTMAN COMPANY, Send for Catalogue. ROCHESTER, N. Y. “LIFE” BINDER CHEAP, STRONG AND DURABLE. Mailed te any part of the United fates for $1.00, postage fri Address: OFFICE OF “LIFE,” 8 W 93d St., New York. For improved and economic cookery use Liebig COMPANY’S EXTRACT OF BEEF. For Beef Tea, Soups, Made Dishes, Sauces, (Game, Fish, etc.) Aspic or Meat Jelly. Keeps for any length of time, and is cheaper and of finer flavor than any other stock. Genuine only with J. von Liebig’s algnature as above, in blue. One pound of Extract of Ucef equal to forty pounds of lean beef. UR PLATES ARE MADE BY ELECTRO LIGHT ENGRAVING 7 & 159 WILLIAM ST NY ov ORK FROM THIS ESTABLISHMENT IS7OF EXCEPTIONAL MERIT AND 15 DELIVERED WHEN PROMISED.” PUBLISHERS OF -L I FE - THE co DECORATION Furnirore Curtains 133 FIFTH AVENUE NEW YORK THIS SPACE has been occupled for several months by the announcement of the London- derry Lithia Spring Water. Have you tried It? If not, let this induce you to get # case of the Sparkling. When taken with meals It gives zest to the appetite, and often prevents disagree- able consequences from over Indulgence In rich food. A well-known gentleman says: “Of one thing I am absolutely certain, the use of wines produces uric acid and the use of Londonderry IAthia removes it.” “I consider It the finest tablo water I ever saw, not to mention Its medicinal qualities.” H.N. Logan, B.D, Ask for It at your club or In dining car. 1m Office, Nashua, N, H. New York, 323 Broudway. comicbooks.com