Life — December 25, 1890 — page 39: what you’re looking at

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- LIFE: 25 WHERE THEY HAVE TO GO FOR IT. 5: Where do you go for lunch ? : Idon’t go for it, at all; it's thrown to me. leat ata Park Row restaurant. SIGN PAINTER: Now, Missus Johnsing, what does you want put on dis yer s Missus JOHN: after a moment of decp thought): \ guess “ Goin’ out scrubbin’ done in here” will do. $© 7 SELL you dot dog for a kervarter.” “ But I don't want a cavorter. 1 want a setter.” HOLIDAY TIME, A CASE OF AGGRAVATED SANG FROID. HE: He is a person of perfect ease and self-possession, and is thoroughly at home anywhere. He: Yes, he even has the faculty of making you feel a total stranger in your own house. OU must understand,” said the Editor, “that we pay only on publication.” “Very well, sir,” returned the Bard; “that will suit me exactly. | had thought of taking out an insurance policy for my children’s benefit, but this arrangement will do equally well.” comicbooks.com