Life — November 13, 1890 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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For nearly half a century, Lowell Carpets have beea acknowle¢ged by all to be The LOWELL INGRAINS are APPES > wound upon a bol- CAPITAL LET- low stick, which the TERS in the back United States Coun of Lowell, Wil- decided tobe a valié ton, and Body trade-mark. The Brussels at every stick isin two solid repeat of the pat- pieces with thename tera, LOOK of the CAREFULLY Lownee to the trade-marks, OoMPaNY and be sure you get stamped within, the genuine BEWARE OF LOWELL CARPETS, IMITATIONS, The word These goods are invariably full width, and may be had ina large variety of designs, which for technique and col- oring are unequaled, rendering them especially appropri- ate for artistic homes, For Sale by all First-Class Dealers. Eonweies bes coly bern om the market fortwo TERR ed on ita merits hae eupe ‘all othe one, Rivne 32 Broaoway. New Yorn. Grosse & Blackwell's FRESH FRUIT JAMS Made from English’ Fresh Fruits AND REFINED SUCAR ARE SOLD BY ALL GROCERS IN THE UNITED STATES, OUR CENTENNIAL EXHIBIT. EXTRACT BEEF The, best and most econo mica} “stock for 1 Tea, Eto. ARMOUR & CO., Chicago, Sole Mfrs. Soups, ‘Sauces. B JouN KeRNELL, the Irish comedian and one of the principal fun makers with “The Hustler,” was sitting on a window sill in the corridor of a hotel one morning last winter taking a lungful of fresh air when acolored chambermaid with a heap of merriment in the white of her eye approached him with a cheery “G ain’, sah.” ildy," John called after her, * wouldn't you like to go to the theatre to-night ?” “What kind o' theatre yo" all got down dah ?” asked Tildy, plying her duster vigorously. Oh, any kind you want. Do you like a minstrel Minstrel show! Whah dem white men come out wif black stuff on da’ faces and make out da’s cullud. No, andeed! Dem’'s frauds. I don't like “Well, er—a burlesque show ?”” A what?” burlesque—a variety show 2” “What? Whah dem ordacious things show da’selves in tights ?- Well, I guess not! 1 was brung up diffent.” “Well, what kind of a theatre do you like?” “Now, I tell you, man," said Tildy, dropping her duster and walking toward the comedian, with her arms akimbo, ‘I tell you, when Mistah Shakespeah he brings his plays to town, mab pahrents got to chain me to de flo'."—Chicago Times, AN up-town minister, to get even with a sleepy congregation, sang out in loud voice : “Wake up, here; there is a man standing before you with half a shirt on his back." ‘The sleepers awakened, and the sisters of the con- gregation presented him'later on with a dozen span new shirts, He then explained that he was really not in need of the shirts. He had a whole shirt on when he made the announcement, but half was on his back and half on his front. All present smiled and enjoyed the joke, as they now saw it.—/#iladelphia Record. LADIES THE VENTILATED, SANATORY SHOES DR. JAEGER’S Sanitary Woolen System Co., are ‘the only shoes that are strictly in Keeping with popu- lar styles and, yet, combine all the con- ditions essential toa perfectly healthful shoe. They are made in conformity to the rinciples of Dr. Yacner’ “Sanita foolen System,” and are, therefore, both curative and preventive of all the ailments cf the feet. byt 3d ane aE MMENDED BY PHYSICIANS, PRICES REASONABLE, Take Notico!—Under the protection of their Patent and Trade-mark, the above named Company have the sole right to make and sell, these goods in the United States, A A—Perforated felt sole, B—Air duct. CHAie welll. D D—Steel spring. E, E—Upper felt sole. F F—Lower felt Strictly First-class in every way. The purchaser will find them Elegant, Comfortable, and Durable. ‘The customer, once fitted, can obtain the same size and quality, at any future time, with assurance of a fit, by ordering the same num- ber, without re-measurement. Our shore can be repaired by any good shoemaker, We solicit correspondence and inspection, For Catalogue and Circulars—{ree, by mail—send to DR. JAEGEHR'’s Sanitary Woolen System Company, 827 & 820 BROADWAY, N.Y. SAGA San, bare smaller feet Solid comfort , Tampblet free. ‘Sample package, 10 cts ork. [ACKARD ‘See that EVERY PAIR is STAMPED STAMPED (B THE BURT & PACKARD “‘Korrect Shape.” ONYERL. comicbooks.com