Life — August 14, 1890 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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- LIFE: FIGGRS THE BLUSHING HABIT. HY should the maid endowed with grace, In youthful beauty’s pride, ‘Whene’er a blush comes to her face Feel strangely mortified > What's fairer than a maidens blush, Of innocence the boon, As radiant as the rosy flush Upon the face of June ? Sweet maid, be not ashamed to blush ; "Twill all (oo soon be gone ; Some future day you'll use a brush And pink to pat it on.—New York Press. ‘THERE is really no tangible objection to violent plaid trousers, ex cept they keep one constantly wondering whose move it is, —Washing- ton Post. Hovstox (of Texas): I've finally settled that five hundred dollars I've owed Hank Jones for so long. Mrs. Houston: I'm so glad! But where did you get the money ? Houstox: Didn't have no money ; I just shot Jones.—Harper's Bazar, 83 A Lor of men were playing poker at Delmonico’s the other night. The party got a little hungry and ordered some sandwiches. ‘They came, a small but appetizing plate; also the bill, $14. Shortly after- ward’a quiet gentleman asked the waiter to pass him another sandwich. “+All gone, sir,” was the reply. ‘The quiet gentleman beckoned to the waiter and said in a confiden- “How many, sir ?” “Well,” said the gentleman, thoughtfully glancing at the bill and the empty’ plate, ‘*as 1am quite hungry, I should say about $2,cco "—Brooklyn Eagle. DEAcoN SKINFLINT: We've failed again this year, Mr. Dominie. Can‘ raise half your salary. Goop Minister: No matter. I have had myself appointed a missionary to the heathen, and will soon be in the pay of the Board of Missions. Eh! Air ye goin’ to Africa 2” “No, I shall stay right here.""—New Yorh Weebly. Mrs. Winxs: What kind of a girl have you now ? Mrs. MINKS: A very nice one ; ever 0 much nicer than the others. She doesn't seem to object to having us live in the house with her at all.— Wasp. Visitor: What is that which no man wants, no man has, and no man can get rid of ? SMALL Boy: My sister Mary.—Axchange. Sunburn, Chafing, Ivy Poisoning, Bites & Stings, Prickly Heat, And Irntations of the Skin com- The Dunlap CELEBRATED HATS, Ladies’ Round Hats and Bonnets and OAKLEY’S Triple Waters, SUPERIOR TO ANY IMPORTED PERFUMES. Select your favorite odor before going into the country, California Violets AND— Silk Umbrella. mon in Summer are speedily relieved by Packer's Tar Soap. Helio-Violet REGISTERED, Saehet Powder For Perfuming Clothing, Handkerchiefs, Gioves, Stationery, Laces, Draperies, etc., is the most fashionable form of Perfume now in use. FOR SALE EVERY WHERE. Send tc. Stamp for Sample to LADD & COFFIN, Proprietors and Manufacturers of LUNDBORGS PEAFUMERY, 2% Dauctay Stuuet, New Your. 178 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet. 224 and 234 Sts., ‘and 181 Broadway, near Cortlandt St. NEW YORK. Palmer House, Chicago. 914 Chestnut St., Phila. EW Agencies in all Principal Cities, Gold Medal Awarded, Paris Exposition, 1889. FASHIONABLE HAIR. _ We will mail goods to re- liable parties throughout the United States for proval. The newest styles and best of goodsat lowest prices. Nomoney required until they are received. No obligation to keep goods if unsatisfactory ¢ Send forcirculars, JOHN MEDINA, $63 Washington Gtreet, - Beston, Mass, Junce : Fellow, you are condemned to death. Is there anything you would like to eat before you are executed. «Yes, the Judge."—Fviegende Blatter, A Concentrated Extract from Native Flowers, In 1 oz., 2 of, and 4 oz. Bottles. “Sweet Violets” Soap. GLYCERINE LOTION FOR SUNBURN. Mave sy THe OAKLEY SOAP axp PERFUMERY CO. ND FOR ERYWHE ‘GRAND UNION HOTEL, SARATOGA SPRINGS, NEW. MANAG UNDER THE Sy MENT. TO OCTOBER 1. S. ADAMS, Manager. comicbooks.com