Life — July 3, 1890 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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LIFE “ Now, boys,” said the enthusiast, ‘let's give three cheers for the speaker and then go have a drink.” se me,” said the Prohibitionist. “I cheer but I do not in- Ty yl PRS AT MLLy : ebriate."— American Carbonator. WEATHER REPORT. 8:30 P.M. Miss B., a member of the corps de ballet at the Court Opera House, called upon her friend, Miss C., whom she found busy with her toilet. “What!" said the first-named dansewse, “you have gray hair already 2” “Yes,” replied Miss C., somewhat disconcerted, ‘it turned gray in a LAST night when I called on Marie single night in consequence of a great sorrow.” We sat in the moonlight together ; Next day Miss B, called again. This time her friend had completed We talked about—well, let me see— her*toilet and, with the help of the Law des Fées, her hair was now a We first were discussing the weather. brilliant jet. 11:30 P.M. As later she sat on my knee, She seemed to be light as a feather— And strange though it may seem to be ‘Ah I” maliciously remarked her visitor, ‘* to-day your hair is quite black aga “You see,” replied Miss C., ‘it has turned black again over night as the result of a great joy!"—Wiener Caricaturen. We still were discussing the ‘* weather." “Say, pop,” said Johny Blimkins, ‘* Charley Sawyer's going to —VYale Record. with sister Mary to-night. He's got a ladder hid in the ban Gus: If you doo’t give it to me at once I'll kiss you, * You don't say so. Wait till I goin and tell your mother, ‘And if I do give it to you you will let me alone ? wont think it's burglars, and kick up a racket. An,’ Johnny Certainly. hang around outside and hold the ladder if Charley wants ye to."— P’i/a- Well—you can't have it.—Foston Beacon. delphia Times. But why have you thrown Charlie overboard ? Man (rising wearily to let late comer pass to his seat in the thea- couldn't marry a man with a broken nose, you know, tre): This eternal areing up is really very annoying. Ah! I wonder how he got his nose broken, poor fellow ? Late Comer: know it is: that is the reason I never come in my- Oh, I struck him playing tennis!—Pick Me Up. self till the curtain is up.—FViegende Blaetter. Packer’s Tar Soap Is one of Natures Remedies, and the IDEAL TOILET SOAP, For Tis pure, bland,emollient, antiseptic and curative ; Cyelers, allays irritation of the skin Anglers, ©2¥sed by dust, heat, in- sect-pests, sunburn, chaf- Yachtsmen, ing, etc. as Headache and Insomnia, Sportsmen, 4.6 to tatigue or dissipa- Travelers,— tion, are frequently driven away by @ shampoo with Everybody. PACKER'S TAR SOAP. 25 Cts. per cake. Sold by Druggists. Helio-Violet REGISTERED, Saehet Powder For Perfuming Clothing, Handkerchiefs, Gioves, Stationery, Laces, Draperies, s the most fashionable form, of Perfume now in use FOR SALE EVERY WHERE. Send Sc, Stamp for Sample to LADD & COFFIN, Proprietors and Manufacturers of LUNDBORGS PEAFUMERY, 2 Danclay Staxst, Nsw Yous. California Violets. a= CELEBRATED HATS, —AND— Ladies’ Round Hats and Bonnets and The Dunlap Silk Umbrella. 178 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet. 224 and a3d Sts., and 18: Broadway, near Cortlandt St. NEW YORK. Palmer House, Chicago. 914 Chestnut St., Phila. 687 Agencies in all Principal Cities. Gold Medal Awarded, Paris Exposition, 1889. An Ex-President i ESSENCE OF ) aiuedmevcatinms| f CALIFORNIE | ““Grosvenor’s Bell-cap- sic Plastersgive the most lo LETS, perfect satisfaction, and ] I consider them the best Acencenrated extract plaster that I sell."—Cuas. A. Turrs, from native flowers Portsmouth, N. H. On the back cloth TH & of the genuine is a picture of a bell, and ka ai the name Is GROSVENOR'S NEW YORK BELL-CAP-SIC \ PLASTER. Sold by druegiss. or mailed on reciototascents | FOR SALE EVERYWHERE. y Grosvenor & Richards, Boston, Mass ARE YOU GOING TO CORRESPOND ? Use only the “ Whiting Standard Papers.” You will find them to fill all the requirements of polite society. Every dealer in the United States can supply you with the fine cor- respondence papers made exclusively by the Whiting Paper Company. of Holyoke, Mass. Use no others. New York Offices, 150 and 152 Duane Street. comicbooks.com