Life — June 5, 1890 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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‘LIFE: TIGERS AT NLL ALARMING. TRIKES are increasing every day At very rapid paces ; Even the lightning, so they say, Has struck at several places. —Chicago Evening Post. Ix one of the interior counties of Maine a case was called that had long been in litigation. The chief justice—who at that time was plain Judge Peters—thought it impracticable to keep the suit longer in court, and advised the parties to refer the matter. After due deliberation they assented, agreeing to refer the case to three honest men. With a grave smile, in perfect keeping with judicial dignity, Judge Peters said that the case involved certain legal points which would require one of the ref- erees, at least, to have some knowledge of law; therefore he would suggest the propriety of their selecting one lawyer and two honest men. —Argonaut. “Jake, vat you gif your son for a birt’day bresent 2 “LT don'd know; it’s pretty hard times. { guess I haf some buddons sewed on his clothes.” “Yes, dot's so; I guess 1 haf my boy's hair cut.""—Scraps. 333 Mr. WEBSTER TRACY, of Rome, has married Miss Carrie Adams, of Carthage. This classical event took place at Wilton, Me. We would suggest that the ‘happy pair" so. plan their wedding journey that they may spend a day or two in Athens, Belgrade, Corinth and Damascus ; behold the glories of Etna, travel a bit in Egypt. indulge in sentimental reveries at Gilead, Hebron, Jerusalem and Lebanon ; visit Mars Hill, see Naples, pause a while at Palmyra, pass through Poland, eat figs at Smyma, and spect the ruins at Troy and other famous old Maine towns ere they settle down for a quiet and uneventful life in Amity, Friendship, Harmony, Hartland, Lovell, Moderation, Union or Unity.—Aft, Desert Herald. Hotwortny (entering late): How long has Dr. Vox been preach- ing? ‘SEXTON: Twenty-two years, sir. Hotwortuy: 1 guess I won't go in, then.—Harvard Lampoon, HE was prevailed upon by a friend, whom he was visiting, to go to church. ‘The minister happened to select for his scripture reading the fifth chapter of Luke. When the narrative of the miraculous draught of fishes was concluded, he glanced reproachfully at the pulpit and at his friend, and then walked out. “I didn't expect such a thing in such a place," he said afterward, + but when it comes to a fish story, you can’t put any confidence in any- body."—New York Herald. Mrs, YOUNGWIFE : Did you ever try any of my biscuits, Judge ? June No, I never did; but I dare say they deserve itt —Zx, Packer’s Tar Soap Is one of Natures Remedies, and the IDEAL TOILET SOAP. For Tis pure, bland,emollient. antiseptic and curative; allays irritation of the skin Cyclers, California Violets. caused by dust, heat, in- sect-pests, sunburn, chaf- ing, ete. Anglers, Yachtsmen, Headache and Insomnia, due to fatigue or dissipa- tion, are frequently driven away by a shampoo with Everybody. PACKER'S TAR SOAP. portsmen, Travelers,— 25 Cts. per cake. Sold by Druggists. CELEBRATED HATS, —AND— Ladies’ Round Hats and Bonnets and The Dunlap Silk Umbrella. 178 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet. sad and a3d Sts., and 18 Broadway, o¥ Cortlandt St, NEW YORK. Palmer House, Chicago, 914 Chestnut St., Phila, $27 Agencies in all Principal Cities, Gold Medal Awarded, Paris Exposition, 1889. Helio-Violet jONDBORG,. Saehet Powder For Perfuming Clothing, Handkerchiefs, Gioves, Stationery, Laces, Draperies, etc., is the most fashionable form of Perfume now in use FOR SAL Send fe, Stamp for Sample to LADD & COFFIN, Proprietors ond Manufacturers of LUNDBORO'S: PEAFUMERY, 2 Daxciay Stmext, New Your, ERY WHERE. IT IS UNSAFE to paper a room, as is often done, over another paper. It is also unsafe to allow neuralgie and theumatic pains to drive one to distraction when so good and sure a remedy as Grosvenor's Bell-cap-sic Plaster is within the reach of all. Beware of ‘the same as,” “just as good as," etc. Nothing for the relief of pain is So sure, so good or so safe as GROSVENOR'S B -CAP-SIC Pan EOL CAP SE oTER. Sold by druggists, or mailed on receipt of 25 cents by Grosvener & Richards, Boston. Mass Ferd P, French & Ca (Lute), Boston, Ma: Four-in-hand Coaches Wagonette Phatons Hunt Traps Dos-a-Dos with pole AMERICAN REPRESENTATIVES OF MILLION, GUIET & CO., PARIS, CORRESPONDENCE INVITED, 3 Runabouts Buckboards (single, double and triple) Spider Phatons Vis-a-Vis FOR SALE EVERYWHERE, ESSENCE OF CALIFORNIX VIOLETS| ' Wecneentrated exact \| | | fom natice fl oy) THE OAKLEY SOAP 6 | PERFUMERY COMPANY. NEW YORK | Cabriolets Landaulets Oak Derbys Road Wagons Four-in-hand Game Carts Russian Surreys Wagonettes French Victorias Family Breaks hes Phatons de Meadowbrook Carte Char-a-Bancs ame comicbooks.com