Life — May 22, 1890 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Liebig COMPANY'S EXTRACT OF BEEF _ INCOMPARABLE IN FLAVOR. Use it for Beef Tea, Soups, Sauces, (Game Fish, &c.) Aspic or Meat Jelly. One pound of Extract of Beef equal to torty pound of lean beef, Genuine only with signature wi J. von Lichig. as shown above, in LOWELL For nearly half a century, Lowell Carpets have been acknowledged by all to be ro The word “LOWELL” APPEARS IN CAPITAL LET- TERS in the back of Lowell, Wil- ton, and Body Brussels at every repeat of the pat tern. LOOK CAREFULLY to the trade-marks, and be sure you get the genuine LOWELL CARPETS. The LOWELL INGRAINS are wound upon a hol- low stick, which the United States Court decided tobe a valid trade-mark, The stick is in two solid pieces with thename of the LOWELL COMPANY stamped within. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS, THE BEST ‘These goods are invariably full width, and may be had in a large vanety of designs, which for technique and col- oring are unequaled, rendering them especially appropei- ate for artistic homes. For Sale hy all First-Class Dealers. CARPETS Lomondterry se AT Ta SPARKLING AND STILL. Radically cures RHEUMATISM, GOUT, DYSPEPSIA, GRAVEL, And ail Kidnew complaints. 400 Physicians agree that It ts the best wat Male Ofice, Sashaa, . 1, New Send for Pamphlet. - LIFE: HOTEL BRESLIN. LAKE HOPATCONG, NEW JERSEY. Altitude 1,200 feet.” day, Juse 33. For GEO.M. BROCKWAY, Manager, sey Mouse, New York City. THE GEORCE THE NORTHERN SUMMER RESORTS of Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa and Dakota, not for- getting the famous Excelsior Springs, of Missouri, are more attractive during the present season than ever before. An illustrated Guide Book, descriptive of a hundred or more of the choicest spots of creation, on the lines of the Chicago and Milwaukee Railway, will be sent free upon application to A. V. H. Carpenter, Gener Passenger Agent, Chicago, Ill. THE chimney-sweep is getting out his Spring soot. —Yonkers Statesman. CHICAGOAN of our milliona’ That handsome house belongs to one e pork-packers, Fair ER: And whose is the little one ? CuicaGoan : That's General Sheridan’s, Fain STRANGER: What a shame it’s not the other way. Cittcacoan: Oh, well, you know the old saying, “The pen is mightier than the sword."— Yale Record. St. PETER (b/andly): Well, my child, who are you? Cittp (mildly): Lam little Lord Fauntleroy. St. PeTER (hastily): Ate you, indeed! (Aside) Hello there, St. Paul! Hello! St. PAUL (in the distance): What is it, St. Peter ? St. PETER (excited/y): Brine me a’ brick, quick. He's come.—Lowell Mail.; PRISONER was being tried for murder; evidence against him purely circumstantial ; part of it a hat found near the scene of the crime; an ordinary, round, black hat, but sworn to as the prisoner's. Counsel for the defence, of course, made much of the commonness of the hat. ‘You, gentlemen, no doubt each of you possess such a hat, of the most ordinary make and shape, Be- ware how you condemn a fellow-creature to a shameful death on such a piece of evidence,” and soon, So the man was acquitted. ‘Just as he was leaving the dock, with the most touch- ing humility and simplicity, he pulled his hair and said: “Tfyou please, my lord, may I ‘ave my ‘at."—The Cornhill Magazine Mr. Goruam: You say my old friena, who resides in Chicago, has become very unpopular there lately ? Mr. LaKestpe (of Chicago): Unpopular’s no name for it. He s jest hated an’ detested, Mrk.Gotnas: My goodness! What has he done? Mr. Laxest He's been argyin’ that all them what subscribed’ the World’s Fair ought ter pay up.— New York Weekly. Mrs. LANGTRY says: ‘+A womau of the deadest white skin, with light blue eyes and blonde hair, be- comes a poem when she dons a yellow gown." A spring poem, perhaps; but unless she has lots of mon- ey the editor may reject her, all the,same.—Norrs- town Daily Herald. : Noten Soctatist: Vy you nod haf supper ready ven you know I go oudt to lecture to-night on “All Broperties Mus’ be Held in Common ?” FAITHFUL Wire: Mein tear, I could not haf sup- per widout wood, an’ leetle Shonny he refuse to get wood. Noten Soctatist: Hedo? You tell dot lazy boy eef he nod work, he nod eat.— Puce, SUMMER SCHOOL at the Peekskill Military ‘cademy, Location healthful. Care and instruction ex- cellent. John N, Tioen, A.M.,M.D., Principal, Send for circular. Sp, ase rearex CORLISS BRAND ge s @ Linen Collars & Cuffs connect srvies. BEST QUALITY. PERFECT FITTING Yeacaliiarn TAY THEM Simplest.and easiest running safities on the market. 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