Life — May 15, 1890 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Gradually Mr. Johnson's friends learned of the promise, and began to conspire to help out the popular young lady. If they owed their friend anything, they invariably paid him in two-dollar bills Finally they got to borrowing from him on purpose to liquidate in this way, and still unsuspecting, Mr. John- son continued to allow the bills to flow into the willing lap of his better-half, Finally, the cashier of the firm that employed him learned of the generous promise, and he, too, entered the conspiracy, and on the next pay-day handed Mr. Johnson a roll that staggered him, Every dollar of it was in the denomination of **two.” Sweating under the burden, the repentant husband wended his wav homeward. “Mary,” he said, as he met her at the door, ‘I've got to break my promise with you, for the government at Washington has ceased to print any money except in two-dollar bills. All the V's and X's, double X's, L's and C's are being sent to the paper-mills. Gold and silver have gone out of circulation entirely. Noth- ing left, if you will believe me, but copper and two-dol- lar bills. I'm sorry, but I must break my promise, or else go into bankruptcy, Can't we compromise the matter in some way, as, for instanre, by my giving you regularly fifty dollars a week.” They compromised.—Argonaut. Yeast: understand you've bought a dog to keep burglars 2" NSONBEAK: Yes. ou are not troubled any more at night, then >” “Only by the dog.""— Yonkers Statesman, FACIAL BLEMISHES The largest World for anid Sealp, rit Development, Hollow or Sunk en Cheeks, ete. Conraltation free at office or by letter, 128 page book on all #kin and scalp affec. nd their treatment, sent sealed Jdreea on receipt of 10 ctx 1. WOODBURY, Dermatotogtet, 125 W. 42d St., New York City. 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