Life — April 10, 1890 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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AT SISSERS A WLLy SOME CURIOUS SIGHTS. HO'S seen the cat fish in the stream, e meadow lark in the ras, Who's seen the wind fall in the cream, And the tree bough as we pass ? Or Who's seen a monkey wrench ¢ peanut stand and s AT the Yonne assizes, before the trial of a certain case, the presiding rowded with ladies : ey bably not aware of the nature of the ¢ feel it incumbent on me to request all judge Sons composing the audience ai case about to be tried. I ther able women to withdraw. Yot one of the ladies stirred from her place, “Usher,” the judge continued, * have left, turn the others out Water : What causes all this racket about : Oh, a nail, ow that all the respectable women La Caricature, hose are the spring styles coming i A TRAMP applied to a crusty merchant for a small loan, ** It’s against my principles,” he said, ‘to give money to such fellows as you.” 2" queried the me: + Well, |_mean that you lool and I know I'm not that kind. “TL hope, sir,” said the tramp, “that you will change your mind in my case; I want so little, . How much will satisty “You may determine that, s “Well, here’s a nickel; now uu know.” you?” don’t spend it for whisky.” ant. What do you mean ? like a man that would drink five-cent Good day ;" and he disappeared hurriedly.—Merchant Traveler, But why is Miss C—— wearing black ? —New York Herald. “The per: Ma: the millinery stores ? Dry Goods died laughing. Scorcn Lorp: Why didna ye tell me it was a comedy. She is mourning for her husband. Why, she never had a husband tis why she mourns. — AN HEIRESS: new tragedy with him to-night, and I see by the ill, and the drama will not be produced, That does not matter, dear. and no doubt some other play will be presented, Go with him, of course. AMERICAN HEIRESS (a/ter the performance): that comedy without a smile, and it ‘was awfully funny, too. Pick Me Up. Ma, the Scotch lord has invited me to see the papers that the star is Its awfully provoking. You have seen that tragedy once, You sat through T nearly I bought ; : Fine Complexion. “Tam perfectly delighted with Packer's Tar Soap, than two cakes and my skin has be- come so soft and fine already that 1 can well hope for a complete restora- tion of the fine complexion I thought lost. and delicious for the bath. I have used less I find the soap most refreshing It gives one such a sense of exquisite cleanli ness after its use.” * ® © (Extract from a recent letter. Packer’s Tar Soap Is sold by Druggists, 25 cents per cake. PERFUMES _EDENIA and: Goya Lily. JJextap X Co a) i Re G6hYEIGrT=R. CELEBRATED HATS, —anp— Ladies’ Round Hats and Ronnets and ‘The Danlap Silk Umbrella. 178 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet. 22d and 234 Sts and 18 Broadway, near Cortlandt St. NEW YORK. Palmer House, Chicago. 914 Chestnut St., Phila. $27“Agencies in all Principal Cities, Gold Medal Awarded, Paris Exposition, 1889. “ARE you goin’ to de fancy ball dat de Merry Six gives nex’ Sat'day night?" ** Sut- ney.” ** Well, yer want to come wid yer od clokes, see? Yer want ter wear gloves.”* “Gloves!” ‘ Yes," ‘Say, dis ain't goin’ to be no scrappin’ match, isit "—Wash. Post, CREME DE MENTHE ANISETTE a BRUEARD © ROGER CURACOA MARASQUIN VERMOUTH, COGNAG, etc. stalls for a tragedy.—Pick Me Up. CARPETS MANUFACTURED BY THE LOWELL CO. For perfection of quality, durability of coloring, and artistic excellence of design, these goods are unrivalled in Domestic Carpetings. An immense variety of new patterns designed by the best artists, and made for our exclusive sales only, Is now ready. An early Inspection Is Invited. Prices Reasonable. JOHN H. PRAY, SONS & CO. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL, 558 & 560 Washington Street, 30 to 34 Harrison Ave. Extension, BOSTON. New York Office, for Wholesale Only, 113 WORTH STREET. Use only the * Whiting Standard Papers.” them to fill a'l the requirements of polite society. dealer in the United States can supply you with the fine cor- respondence papers made exclusively by the Whiting Paper Company, of Holyoke, Mass. Offices, 150 and 152 Duane Street. ARE YOU GOING TO CORRESPOND? find Every You will Use no others. New York comicbooks.com