Life — March 13, 1890 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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A BAD SPELL. A merchant's clerk wrote a check for forty dollars, and spelled the numerical adjective ‘ f-o-u-r-t-y.”. His employer directed his attention to the error, with the remark, ‘* You seem to have had a bad spell this morning.” To which the clerk replied, “Sure enough ; I've left out the ‘g-h.” Let us hope the clerk will still further amend his orthography, meanwhile, if anybody is suffering from a“ bad spell” of headache, superinduced by constipation, over-eating or other indiscre- tion, let that person ask his druggist for Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets. They are entirely vegetable in composition, and are prompt and effective in action. They are specific in all derangements of the liver, stomach and bowels. They are strongly cathartic or mildly laxative according to size of dose. Un- equaled as a Liver Pill. coated Pellet a dose. Smallest, cheapest, easiest to take. One tiny, Sugar- WHAT AILS YOU? Do you feel dull, languid, low-spirited, | lifeless, and indescribably miserable, both physically and mentally; experience a senso of fullness or bloating ‘after eating, or of “ goneness,” or emptiness of stomach ‘in the morale, tongue coated, bitter or bad taste in mouth, irregular appetite, dizziness, fre- quent headaches, blurred eyesight, ‘* floating specks” before the eyes, nervous prostration or exhaustion, irritability of temper, hot flushes, alternating with chilly sensations, sharp, biting, transient pains here and there, cold’ feet, drowsiness after meals, wakeful- ness, or disturbed and unrefreshing sleep, constant, indescribable feeling of dread, of of impending calamity ? If you have all, or any considerable num- CHOCO ler of these symptoms, you are suffering from that most common of American mala- ‘ies —Bilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver, asociated with Dyspepsia, or Indigestion. The more complicated your discase has be- come, the greater the number and diversity of § ms. No matter what stage it has reached, Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis- covery Will subdue it, if taken according to directions for a reasonable length of time. One or two of Dr. Pierce's Pellets taken daily with the “ Discovery ” will add to its efficacy in case the liver is very torpid and the bowels constipated. “Golden Medical Discovery ” is the only medicine of its class guaranteed to do all it is Ly ‘shor to accomplish, or money paid for it will be refunded. Wortp's DisrEey- SaRy Mepicat Assoctation, Proprietors, 663 Main Btreot, Bu: ” ATE ME NEW KODAKS “You press the button, we do the rest.” Seven New Styles and Sizes all loaded with Transparent Films, For sale by all Photo, Stock Dealers. THE EASTMAN COMPANY, Send for Catalogue. ROCHESTER, N.Y. ———— DIXON'S 453 Are unequaled for smooth, tough leads. If your stationer does not keep them, mention Lire, ard send 16 cents in stamps to the -bixoa Crucible Co., of Jersey City, N. J., for samples worth double the money. Ieis worth voor trouble. ¢ihBllsy BARRYS igo! ©? *! Tricopherous FOR THE 4) HAIR & SKIN 9p, An elegant dressing ex. < |quisitely pertamed, removes A Tanah all imparities from the ecala, prevents baldness and gray Ihair, and canses the hair to grow Thick, Soft and Beaatifal. Infallible for caring erup- tlons, diseases of the skin, glands and muscles, and quickiy healing cats, barns, bruises, sprains, &c. Price, "60 Cty AM Draggists, BAROLAY & CO., Now Yor” ‘EDORA DressSHieus ui PREMIERE QUALITE CICARETTE 4 superb article; the standard of purity and ex- lence. ‘The faultless union of two matchless tobeccos pre vents that dryness of the throat usually produced by smoking other brands. Do not allow prejudice to prevent you from giving this incomparable cigarette atrial. “It is simply perfection, and a luxury, and not a low priced article. Our Vanity Fair and other Smoking Mixtures are the finest for the pipe. WM. 8. KIMBALL & CO. 18 FIRST PRIZE MEDALS. 3 SELF-ACTING SSUGHARTSHORNS. suave roLens Beware of Imitations, NOTICE AUTOGRAPH OF €DHARTSHORN) NIER ASK FOR IT EVERYWHERE comicbooks.com