Life — August 29, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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LIFE LADIES’ TAILOR. MODELS and DESIGNS for AUTUMN SEASON, 1889, will be exhibited early in Sapeeuther, HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. COMMONWEALTH AVENUE. Unsurpassed by any hotel in the country for the beauty of its surroundings, the excellence of its accommodatior and the high order of its patronage. Most desirable yealthy families and tourists. C,H. Green Proprietors. PROFILE MOUSE, White Mountains, N. H ‘The largest summer resort hotel in New England, Haviland China at First Hands. DURING AUGUST we receive new goods for fall trade. An excellent time to examine our latest de- signs, Sold in complete sets or courses. Correspondence invited. Cream Set, No. 2575. FRANK HAVILAND, 14 BARCLAY ST., N.Y. CITY. meee IMPORTERS, JOBBERS AND RETAILERS. Rich Silks, Satins, Velvets, Dress Goods, Cotton Fabrics, White Goods, Embrolderle Gloves, Hoslery, Laces, Ribb. tions, Dress Trimmings and Household Dry Goods. Upholstery, Curtains, Draperies, ete, Ladies’ Coats, Costumes and Riding Habits. Bridal Outfits and Infants’ Wardrobes. Correspondence solicited from all parts of the conntry regarding Materiais, Estimates and Samples. none Cheol Str Philadelphia “I say conductah, how comes it that we've reach- ed ouah destination half a minute late?” * Front end of trains's on time, Rear ends allus late."— Harper's Bazar. Iv was at the shop of Herr Spithoever, the erudite bibliophile, in the Eternal City. A pretty American traveler wanted a copy of Max O'Rell’s book on the United States, and said so. The Herr bibliophile glowered through his spectacles a moment, and replied with noble scorn: ‘*Gott in himmel, mees! Marcus Aurelius vos neffer in der Unided Shtates,” Argonaut, Youno Wire: Ach! how fortunate I am in pos- sessing a husband who always stays at home in the evening ! Bosom Frienp: Yes; your husband never was much addicted to pleasure !—Fliegende Blatter, Otp Mrs. Fooarty: It’s a letther Oi hov from me son in Ameriky. Wud yez rade it to me, Tim Burns? Mk, Burns (wrth dificulty): He says, v th’ best av my shpellin Mrs, Fogarty, thot he’s goin‘ t’ th’ islan’ fer a mont’. Mrs, Focarty: Hivin an’ Saints be praised! Mary Gafiney's Mike wor a waiter doon theyre, an’ it's nothin’ but music an’ dancin’ an‘ shky-rockets from wan wakes ind t' th’ other ! —Puca, TRAMP: Be careful how you refuse me food—you might be entertaining an angel unawares! SERVANT : Faix, I niver see an angel, but if they be loike yez its divil a wan I want to be.—Zime. * Am L used to light housework ?” said the appli- cant for place. ‘Light housework ?” she sniffed contemptuously—" light house work!! Well, I should say I was used to it ! Iwas first soprano with the Belvidere All Star Comedy Company for three weeks before it broke." —LigAt. Feeley & Rollingee (Formerly with Krakauer) 26 West {9th Street. Ladies’ Tailoring and Dressmaking Establishment. Their experience in London and with Krakauer enables them to of- fer stylish and novel designs at very attractive prices, Ladies re- siding out of town can have their J garments made by sending measure- meat and bodice. Riding Habits a Specialty. ALY'S THEATR SPECIAL PRELIMINARY SEASON, Commencing Monday, August 26, SOL, SMITH RUSSELL, Comedian, A POOR RELATION. Box Office opens Thursday. [oR Uden, 3. Mr. CHEAP, STRONG AND DURABLE. Will hold 26 Numbers. Mailed to any part of the United States Sor $1.00, postage free. ADDRESS: OFFICE OF “LIFE, "A 28 W. 23d Street, New York. comicbooks.com