Life — June 27, 1889 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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LIFE AT SeIGSORS. AT MeL STRABISMUS, | KNOW there's a cross about Norah's blue eye, But that fact me love cannot smother; For her eyes are so pretty, No wonder they thry To be gazin’ round into each other. 379 “Kina Mitay is fearfully short of money and utterly without credit.” When Brokeley read this he thrust both hands into his pockets up to the wrists, and exclaimed, melodramatically Now I know what it is to feel like a king | Negende Blitter, Deacon Gonrrey; What a beautiful dispensation of Providence it is that the mind of man has been so constituted that the memory of pain and trouble becomes fainter and fainter as time goes on Dx. RowLess: It’s pretty tough on the doctors, though, when we come to collect our bills.— Terre Haute Express, Two truckmen came into collision in the street with their vehicles : First TRUCKMAN: —Washington Critic. Walter: fresh, new laid, in fact! MacDurrer: What, to-day ? His Sroust: (horrified) : You don't supp are invariably the best deba aters talk much at home, but th observe and learn.— Some) ‘le Jour nal. Acep New Yorxer: T° while he was very young. PHILADELPHIAN (astontshed): Well, why d and inquire? Most likely he is there yet.— A Renewable Term Policy THE PROVIDENT SAVINGS LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY OF NEW YORK, HOME OFFICE, Equitable Building, No. 120 Broaaway, Is the safest, least expensive and fairest contract of life insurance in the market. One-half the rates usually charged. SHEPPARD HOMANS, President and Actuary. WM, E. STEVENS, Secretary. Send for Prospectus or call in person. AN Ohio man has taken the small-pox from a pig. What an Ohio man will not take is not worth having. ] And more soothing to a dis- jturbed condition of the Inerves than a gentle fra- 8. |grance in the atmosphere, most unconsciously Julling the sufferer into quietnd and for asaraple jar of Metcal incomparable Sachet Po! der, Violette or Heliotrope. T. METCALF & CO. DECORATION FURNITURE Curtains 133 FIFTH AVE. NEW YORK I can recommend the eggs, sir. My love, what are you thinking about! se hens lay on the Sabbath ?— Pick Me Up. It has always been observed in public bodies that married men They may not have a chance to ave unexampled opportunities to ¢ often wondered what became of my playmate, Will Winkel, whose parents removed to Philadelphia Sixty years ago he was an errand boy in a Market Street store, but I haven't heard of him since. They're beautifully Will you kindly ex: My dear sir, I'm very sorry for this accident ise me? Secoxp TRucKMAD Pray do not mention it, my dear sir. The fault was as much mine as yours. — Boston Courier. “Ah! n't you go to the store York Weekly, Carvnicxvts. CELEBRATED HATS AND LADIES' ROUND HATS. 178 & 180 Fifth Ave., bet. 22d & 23d Sts., and 181 Broadway, near Cortlandt St., NEW YORK, Palmer House, Chicago. 914 Chestnut St., Phila. CASWELL, MASSEY & CO. 578 Fifth Ave., and 1121 Broadway, N.Y. and Newport, R. 1, call attention to theif two new perfume powders, “Double Violet,” AND “White Heliotrope.” A single trial will prove conclusively their lasting and delicate fragrance. The most refined bject to the use of these sachets in wr ‘among handkerchiefs, laces and ui After getting their wagons, clear of each other they bow politely and with a pleasant ‘good ‘day proceed about their ness. Tue mother of a family showed the ticket-collector on the rail- way a couple of half-fare tickets for her two children, after looking at them doubtfully, said: “+ How old are they hey are only six, and they are twins The latter, Then, after a moment's pause, the man inquired where were they born?” THe MoTHeR (unthinkingly 3 and the other in Paris.— Fearlle @’ This one was born in New York, EXPOSITION$ HE CHEQUE BANK issues Cheques, either singly or put up in Books, for the special use of V_ JIstTO! tS tothe PARIS EXPOSITION, who can cash the same at upwards of seventy Banking Houses, situated in different parts of Paris, Without charge. Visitors’ mail matter can be addressed to them, care of the Société Générale, 4 Place de l'Opera, opposite the Grand Hotel, where English is spoken. Every Cheque that is issued by the Cheque Bank is EQUAL TO CASH, as Bank Notes are, for the Bank's Capital, Guaran- tee Fund and Customers’ Balances are invested in British Government Securities, or held in Cash in the Bank oft England, and can be cashed in every town in Europe without charge. For Handbook containing list of 2,500 Banking Houses who cash the cheques /rce of charge, and list of 250 of the principal hotels in Europe who accept them, apply to agents of CHEQUE BANK, Limited, CAPITAL, £100,000, GUARANTEE FUND, £27,000. TRUSTEES: The Right Honorable John Bright, M.P. The Right Honorable Earl Beauchamp. E. J. MATHEWS & CO., Bankers, No. 2 Wall Street, New York. JANOS BRIGGS X02 T. BOSTON MASS, PD. 7 APPLETON MANUFACTURERS OF comicbooks.com