Life — June 20, 1889 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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LIFE AT SEIS AT Lu FAIR PLAY. |. do not scold your wife poor heart ache, id pies like those e she can’t by Your mother used to make. at is, unless you're q And buy her hats and dresses as Her father used to do. New Arrivat: Can I come in? Peter: Where do you hail from? EW ARRIVAL: From Boston. St. PETER: Boston, eh? Well, you warn you, you will be disappointed. —.V. Citicaco Woman : busy to come himself, Curks OF COURTS (glancing at calendar): the tenth, isn’t it? Cicaco Womay : only my sixth.— Minneapolis Tribune, Packer’s ‘Tar Soap Bland, lathering readily, and ia odor recalls the breath of balsamic woods, A Hygienic Luxury, promoting a clear, soft, smooth skin, healthful scalp and vig- orous hair. 25c. Druggists. “Invaluable for Summer Rashes.” Suudboras, PERFUMES EDENIA and Goya Lily. n go in, but I want to Herald, I want a marriage license. Why, how perfectly absurd of you! Nurse: Lapy (fo man): out it? PATIENT: Lapy VIsiToR IN HosriTAaL Woat is the matter with him, nurse? He's got the delirium tremens, My friend, you should give up t you know that you w« Don’t know about that, mom! 365 Poor man! How he groans! rong drink, aid be happier and have more pleasure been Ive seeing circuses, an’ menageries, an’ snakes, an’ blue monkeys with pink tails Magazine. sent Harty to Yale, Mr. Harris: “TL siatt not marry Miss Croesus, after all.” Ripley Tribune, Bjenkins sadly, for two days, au’ I didn’t have to pay to get in, & Mrs. HaRRis (looking up from a letter): I Knew he would make f he is already considered one of the best scholars in Let me see + scullers."— Chicago Herald. her.— Drake's I'm so glad that we is mark. Hesays that he college. at letter. That isn’t ** scholar announced you! * Hee family seems to oppose the match too muc * Hang the family 1" and win, Bjenkins, just the same. exclaimed a sympathizing friend. **Go in What do you care for the family's opinon, so long as the girl is wi That's just it,” My fiancé is too explained Bjenkins, s seems to agree with them. still more sadly. —Sonterville Journal. “Miss SLEY (a/ter offering his box to Wilkins and both have lighted : T like to lie back in an easy chair like this, Wilkins, Let me see, this is that! This is WILKINS : CELEBRATED HATS AND LADIES’ ROUND HATS. 178 & 180 Fifth Ave., bet. 22d & 23d Sts., and 181 Broadway, near Cortlandt St., NEW YORK, Palmer House, Chicago. 914 Chestnut St., Phila. CASWELL, MASSEY & CO. 578 Fifth Ave., and 1121 Broadway, N.Y. and Newport, R. I., call attention to their two new perfume powders, “Double Violet,” AND “White Heliotrope.” A single trial will prove conclusively their lasting and delicate fragrance. The most refined taste cannot object to the use of these sachets in writing and among handkerchiefs, laces and under- so cents each, BRIGGS and forget the cares of the day. What a solace is a good cigar! See How pleasing life looks through an azure cloud of Havana t We've nothing to complain of, I should Nothing ; Vilkins. unless it is the aears — Chicago Herald. PARIS EXPOSITION “HE CHEQUE BANK issues Cheques, either singly or put up in Books, for the special use of VISITORS. tothe PARIS EXPOSITION, who can cash the same at upwards of seventy Banking Houses, situated in different parts of Paris, without charge. Visitors’ mail matter can be addressed to them, care of the Sociéte Generale, 4 Place de l'Opera, opposite the Grand Hotel, where English is spoken. Every Cheque that is issued by the Cheque Bank is EQUAL TO 1, as Bank Notes are, for the Bank’s Capital, Guaran- tee Fund and Customers’ Balances are invested in British Government Securities, or held in Cash in the Bank of England, and can be cashed in every town in Europe without charge. For Handbook containing list of 2,500 Banking Houses who cash the cheques free of charge, and list of 2s0 of the principal hotels in Europe who accept them, apply to agents of CHEQUE BANK, Limited, CAPITAL, £100,000, GUARANTEE FUND, £27,000, TRU The Right Honorable John Bright, M.P. The Right Honorable Earl Beauchamp. E. J. MATHEWS & CO., Bankers, No. 2 Wall Street, New York. S-PIANOS RIGGS & C2 7 APPLETON: Be BOSTON MASS. MANUFACTURERS OF GRAND--SQUARE--8--‘UPRIGHT PIANO FORTES oe GRACEFUL DESIGNS «+ SOLID (ONSTRUCTION MATHLESS TONE ++ BEAUTIFUL FINISH. comicbooks.com