Life — April 4, 1889 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Dosot dishigure your house with cheaply made Screens. Weaell direct to owners of houces at lowest wholesale rex If you want to buy Screens and will write us et nceied, and mention this paper, we will send our catalogue, samples, prices and directions. 5.1. BURROWES & CO., PORTLAND. MS" coarse ‘Trade Mart CHERRY BLOS®OM. A WICHITA preacher delivered a discourse last Sunday on * Lying,” and when he went down-town on Monday morning not more than half the people he met would speak to him.—Aansas City Star. A STRANGER, supposed to be a man who is wanted for murder in Tucson, was discovered hiding under the bridge the other day and taken tu jail to be held until identified, That night he dug his way out, and the next day the sheriff was around trying to get a $100 bill changed He says he found the bill on the street, but that story looks fishy. There isn'ta man in this town that wouldn't yell a lung out if he had lost that much money. The prisoner used a crowbar to dig out with, and the sheriff says he must have had it concealed in his pistol pocket. The of- ficial owes us $15, and if we can't get our hands on the money this week, we shall, in our next issue, ad- vise the public to run him out of town as a dishonest scoundrel.——Arisona Aicher in Detroit Free Press. Mayaaine Eptror: Mr. Slasher, your services will not be required after this week, Dramatic Critic: In what way have I offended you, sir? ManactxnG Epitor: You have not offended me, Mr. Slasher, but you are losing your power as a dra- matic writer. It has been three weeks since a cril cism of yours has driven an actress insane or broken up acompany.—Chicago Tribune, MADDERN: Are you the fellow that stole my um- brella ? acit: Yes, why ? MADDERN (aghast) no, keep it, and I'll send over the cover to-day.— Zhe Epoch, CLaRa: Did you notice how beautifully my dress sat at the Harvard Assembly ? Bessie: Yes, I noticed it sat most of the time.— Harvard Lampoon, Do you want it? Red, Rough Faces: PROCTER & GAMBLE’S VEGETABLE GLYCERINE, WILL PREVENT OR REMOVE ROUGHNESS AND REDNESS OF THE FACE, CAUSED BY EXPOSURE TO MARCH AND APRIL WINDS. FOR PARTICULARS SER ELEGANT noOx OF TOILET RECIPES THAT CAN ME PREFARED HASILY AND CHRAPLY AT HOME, SENT TO ANY ADDRESS FOR TWO TWORCENT STAMPS. ADDRESS, : ‘ Procter & GAMBLE, GLYCERINE De Cincinnati, O. yy THE ‘WABASH RAILWAY SOLID AND COMPLETE VESTIBULED TRAINS BUFFET COMPARTMENT CARS FREE RECLINING CHAIR CARS RUN DAILY BETWEEN CHICAGO» ST. LOUIS The only Road operating such magnificent train service between the two cities. The Only Line running Through Vestibuled Sleeping Cars Between St. Louis, New York and Boston, Via NIAGARA FALLS. A Direct Route with throogb trains between Chicago and Kansas City and Toledo and Kansas City. ‘icket Agents in the United States or Canada can tell you all about this Railway, or you can address JOHN McNULTA, Receiver. K. H. WADE, 8, W. SNOW, Gen.2Sup't. Gen. Pass. & Tht. Agent. A. D, DWELLE, Ass't ee Pass, & Tkt. Agent. CHICAGO. LOST IN THE STORM. Ox of our local editors clipped from a leading magazine extracts from a vivid description of a western blizzard which we take the liberty to pub- lish and suggest to H. H. Warner & Co., the proprietors of the celebrated Warner's Safe Cure, the feasibility of an extract for the introduction of one of their telling advertisements. ‘The fol- lowing is the description : ** At the close of a dark day in January a soli- tary horseman wends his way across the open prairie in one of our western territories. He passes at long intervals the lone cabin of the hardy frontiersman. Two or three old settlers, of whom he has inquired the way, have warned him that a storm is approaching, and with true western hospitality, urge him to accept shelter for the night. But he declines the proffered kindness and urges his tired horse forward * ® © The sky grows suddenly dark. * * * The storm increases in its fury. * * * The rider dismounts to warm his fast chilling limbs. * * ® Can scarcely breathe. Blindness comes on. Drowsiness steals over him. The end is near. * * ® He is lost in the blizzard.” The terror which seizes the bewildered traveler is similar to that which overcomes one when he learns that he is suffering from an advanced kid- ney Disease, and is informed that he is in the last stages of Bright's disease. At first he is i formed that he has a slight kidney affection. Later he begins to feel tired. Slight headache. Fickle appetite. Failure of theeye-sight. Cramp in the calf of the legs. Wakefulness, Distress- ing nervousness. Rheumatic and neuralgic pains. Occasionally pain in the back. Scanty, dark colored fluids, with scalding sensation. Gradual failure of strength. Any of the above symptoms signify Kidney Affection. His physician treats him for symp- toms and calls it a disease, when in reality it is but a symptom of Kidney trouble. He may be treated for Rheumatic or Neuralgic pains, heart affection, or any other disease which he is most susceptible to. Finally the patient has puffing under the eyes, slight bloating of the ankels and legs. His physician informs him that it is but the accumulation of blood in his ankels for want of proper exercise. ‘The bloat continues and reaches his body, Then he is informed that he has dropsical troubles, and is tapped once or twice. He notices it is difficylt to breathe owing to irregular action of the heart, and finally is informed that he has a slight attack of Bright's Disease. At last the patient suffocates—is smothered— and dies from dropsical trouble. Or perhaps the disease may not take the form of a dropsical tendency, and the patient dies from apoplexy, paralysis, pneumonia, or heart trouble. Or it may take the form of blood poisoning. In each form the end is the same. And yet he and his friends were warned by the proprietors of the cel- ebrated remedy known as Warner's Safe Cure, of the lurking dangers of a slight Kidney affection. He did not heed the warning that a storm was approaching. He declined the proffered hospi- tality, and recklessly went forward into danger. He struggled manfully fora time, but his strength failed, he grew gradually weaker and he was lost to the world. Not in a blizzard, but from the terrible malady which is occurring in every com- munity, and which is doctored as a symptom in- stead of what it is—a mortal disease un'ess prop- erly treated. Lioxrt.: Why do you remain in the ball-room ? You are not a guest, sir, STRANGER: I am a detective employed to guard Mrs. Van Stump's diamonds. LioneL: Her diamonds are not worth watching. They are paste! STRANGER: My presence gives them the appear- ance of reality.—Chicago Journal.