Life — April 4, 1889 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Blanket Wraps for Baby, | awa Tennis and Yachting Suits. LAWN TENNIS Coats, Shirts, Trousers, ‘aps, fOR THE NURSERY, FOR THE SICK-ROOM, FOR THE BATH. FOR STEAMER TRAVELING. ‘FLANNEL, | MADRAS, ENGLISH CHEVIOTS AND SILK | |SHIRTINGS.| FOR THE RAILWAY CARRIAGE, FOR YACHTING. Made from fine English Flannel, Vienna fuskets, and English Shawls. ‘They are patively comfortable, sensible and reason- able. For Men, Women, Children, and ‘THE BABY ; $2.75 to $35, with Hood and Girdle complete. Always in Stock or to Special Order. Mail Orders Solicited. NOYES BROS. Hosiers, Glovers and Shirt Makers, BOSTON, MASS., U. 8. A. ILLIPUT Is THE WONDER of the Day. People marvel as to HOW we doit. IT IS A FACT. We supply a Handsome Sole-Leather DETECTIVE CAMERA, With 6 Patent Double Holders, Non-Actinic lamp, and 108 First Quality Dry Plates, inches square, For $25.00 Itcan be used for either instantaneous or time xposures. Illustrated Book of Instructions with each. 45 years established in this line of business. E. & H. T. ANTHONY & CO., 591 Broadway, N. “LIFE” BINDER. Cheap, Strong and Durable. Will hold 26 Numbers. Mailed to any part of the United States for $1.00, Postage free. Address, OFFICE OF “LIFE,” 28 West 23d Street, New York. = Ee LUMP ROSY CHEEKS ‘ORIZ.A CLOTH removes Pimples, d Crows-feet. No Drug iene (cally ard, Sha =P. negiet, Ne any NH, Physician, ‘NEW FRENCH SHIRTINGS Mail Orders Solicited. NOYES BROS. Hosiers, Glovers and Shirt Makers, WASHINGTON & SUMMEK STS., WASHINGTON & SUMMER STS., BOSTON, MASS., U.S. A. AT THE HOTEL: Trav- eller (sitéing up in bed, watch in hand): Six o'clock, and nobody comes to waken me. I shall be sure to miss the train.— Paris Figaro. MaseEL: Mother, I have broken my engagement with Arthur, No woman could be happy with such a brute. MoTHER: Horrors! What have you learned ? MaBeEL: Last night I asked him to tack the cover on my work-box, and he hit his finger with the hammer, and mother, he—said—damn. MoTHER: I see. He danced around the room and swore a blue streak a yard long, and threw the hammer out of the window, and kicked the work-box to pieces, and called you a jibbering idiot, and. MaBeL: Why, no he didn’t ; he only said damn, and went on tacking. MorHER: What? Is that all? Oh! You fool- ish child! You have lost an angel. — Philadelphia Record. “Soup?” asked the waiter at a Washington hotel. “No, thank you,” re- plied the guest, “"T’ have been to soup. I am”— and the guest swallowed a large lump in his throat—I am from Illi- Trans- Belts and Sashes. For Traveling Shirts, “Railway Cars, Steamer Wear, House Night Wraps, Bath or Sick-Room, Hunting and Fishing, “ Lawn Tennis, Office and House Coats, Yachting Shirts. nois." — Peoria cript. Mr. AUBERY seems to be a nice young man who can paddle his own canoe; Miss Fuller a nice young woman who prefers a good husband to living on her father; Justice and Mrs. Fuller nice old people with plenty of daughters to spare; Mr. Gregory a nice old justice of peace, fully authorized to marry people. So everybody will symphathize with the young couple and hope that they will have a nice, long, happy life together.—Buffalo Express. ALY'S THEATRE, Every evening at 8.15. ‘Triumphant SHAKESPEAREAN REVIVAL, TAMING THE SHREW. Produced here with all the perfection of detail as acted in London, Paris, and Stratford-on-Avon, by Mr. Daly’s Company. Ada Rehan, Mrs. Gilbert, john Drew, James Lewis, Charles Fisher, Geo. larke, Kitty Cheatham, etc., etc. Matinees, Wepwespavs and SATURDAYS at 2. NDSOR HOTEL Winter Resort. JACKSONVILLE, FLA. DOGS NOT TAKEN. F. H. ORVIS. Address or call at the Everett House,Union Square, N.Y., until March 30. Office hours from 9 A. M. torr P. M. EQUINOX HOUSE, MANCHESTER, VT., Summer Resort. ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. Ocean aid Illinois Aves. Cuisine appointments the best. Through parlor car from New i » and 6, Me Dinner 1.90 88d 6:30 New Fae Cigjtga the 12:20 P.M, and 2.30 P M. trains from Fork City ae perty Street ferries - ALUMINUM, the New Metal, NLY MAN PACT URED PURE IN LARGE O quantities Me the) NEWPORT ALUMINUM AND STEEL €O., of Newport, Ky. This metal is cheaper and superior to sith, and equal to gold in bril- fiancy, durability and taste. Now being introduced and adapted for all kinds of SUWEIY», AOmnaments ait Household Utensils. eT GATE? Licenses granted fc?" the cheaper productioa o| Malleable Iron and Steel {©98tings, without anneal- ing, by Ferro Aluminum VIVID WRITING. _. A little descriptive piece entitled ‘‘ Over the Guns,” from the Detroit #yce Press, of which we give a paragraph, reminds us that great adver- tisers, like H. H. Warner & Co., proprietors of Warner's celebrated Safe Cure, might get a hint from it. Here is the paragraph : “‘Shoot to the right or left, over the guns or under them. Strike where you will, but strike to destroy. Now the hell surges down, even to the windows of the old farm-house—now back under the apple trees and beyond them. Dead men are under the ponderous wheels of the guns, mad devils are slashing and shooting across the barrels. No one seems to know friend from foe. Shoot, slash, kill and— “* But the hell is dissolved. The smoke is lift- ing, shrieks and screams grow fainter, and twenty or thirty living men pull the dead bodies away from the guns. Three hundred dead and wound- ed on the single acre. They tell of war and glory. Look over this hell’s acre and find the latter.” And in just as deadly a strife, though noiseless, are men falling at our right and left to- day. Isit war? Yes, war of the blood. Blood loaded with poison through imperfect kidney action, And is there no power to stop this awful slaughter? Yes, Warner's Safe Cure, a tried specific, a panacea that has brought life and hope to hundreds of thousands of dying men and women. Be enlisted therefore in the great army of living men and women who have been restored from disease and premature death, and be eternally grateful that the means of life can so easily be yours, Youcanliveathomeand make more mone} than at anything e'¥e in the world. Either sex zal ages. REE, Terma FRER. Address, TRUE & CO., Augusta. Sain THE CHICAGO AND DENYER EXPRESS Is a new train that is now running daily between Chicago and Denver, via the Chicago & Northwest- ern and Union Pacific Railways. It leaves Chicago daily at 5.30 P.M., and coaches, free reclining chair cars and Palace Sleepers run through, arriving at Council Bluffs and Omaha at convenient hours the next morning, and at Denver early the second morn- ing. Meals en route over the Northwestern are served in dining-cars. California passengers leav- ing Chicago by this train Tuesday evenings connect at Council Bluffs with the famous ‘Golden Gate Special,” which reaches San Francisco Friday, at 7.45 P.M., making the time between Chicago and San Francisco only three days, the quickest time ever made between Chicago and California by trains run on regular schedule. Tickets, time-tables and full information can be obtained ‘at any coupon ticket office, or by addressing E. P, Wiison, General Pas- senger Agent, Chicago, Ill. » IKRAKAVER LADIES’ TAILOR, 19 E. 2ist St., N.Y. i wan for us trou SPRING OPENING OF 1889. ‘TO Ladies who have favored ‘me with their patronage, I would respectfully inform that I am now in receipt of a full line of Fabrics suitable for Spring Wear. Also, that I am prepare to show the very latest designs in Models for Gowns, Coats, Jack- ets, and Wraps. Embroidered and Ornamented Designs from Vienna, London and Pasis that cannot be seen elsewhere. RIDING HABITS OF FAULTLESS FIT. Ladies residing away from,New. York can have their gar- ments made by sending meas- urement and bodice. "A per- fect fit guaranteed. comiclbooks.cong)