Life — March 28, 1889 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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“My friends,” said the Socialist orator, waxing fervent, ‘if the enemies of labor had their own way, every man who hasa little work-shop of his own, every man who has a saloon in this block—” “There isn’t any saloon in this block,” called out several persons in the audience. “Then, my friends,” said the orator, seizing his hat, ‘I have been improperly directed. "I am speak- ing'at the wrong meeting.” —Chicago Tribune. The Kodak ANYBODY can use the Kopak. The operation of making a picture consists sim- piy of pressing a but- ton. One Hundred : instantaneous pict- ures are made with- out reloading. No dark room or chemi- cals are necessary. A division of labor is offered, whereby all the work of finishing the pictures is done at the factory, where the camera can be sent to be reloaded. The operator need not learn any- thing about photography. He can ‘‘ press the button,” —we do the rest. Send for copy of Kopaxk Primer, with sample photograph. 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Harvard Lampoon. Going to and Bon-Bons. Retail Branch, 45 West St., Boston Le Roi est Mort! Le Vice-Roi est Morton.— Binghamton Republican. IN GLASS ORWOOD. FULLY EQUALTO ‘THE BEST IMPORTED - ie “FOR FAMILY OR EENWAY BREW, Bis s *CLUB USE. aR ES ee nol Capea DEALERS, st VOLUME XIII. NEW YORK, APRIL 4, 1889. DID IT ELECT HARRISON? The following appeared in a Minnesota paper : ‘*Members of the Democratic party have been using all subterfuges to account for their over- whelming defeat, and numerous are the causes alleged. ‘* I was talking to several of the vanquished on Fourth Street the other day, opposite a bill-board, and one of the party exclaimed: ‘‘If it had not been for the closeness of the National Committee in the expenditure of money, we would have elected ourman. The Republicans advertised their man like a circus.” Several of the party remarked that no advertising was done except small announce- ments in the papers, and a few “hangers” on the dead walls. “Hangers?” said our informant. ‘‘ What do you call that but a circus poster?” pointing toa twelve-sheet medicine poster on the bill-board, bearing the cuts of Gen. Harrison and his grand- father. “If the Democrats had advertised like that, Cleveland would have been re-elected.” The poster referred to was one of the familiar black and white Log Cabin Sarsaparilla posters sent out by an enterprising firm manufacturing old log-cabin home-cures, under the name of Warner's Log Cabin Remedies, among others the famous Log Cabin Sarsaparilla, which is every- where recognized as the best of all medicines for the cure of all disorders which are the results of impure blood. ‘The spring time of the year is the season when the system needs renovation ; the long winter has caused the blood to become filled with impurities. Warner's Log Cabin Sarsaparilla will speedily re- store the blood to a pure and healthy state, which insures health and happiness. The firm putting out the medicine is the same which manufactures Warner's Safe Cure, the stan- dard remedy for the cure of all those diseases pecu- liar to the kidneys as well as those which are the results of disease in those organs, and which has met with such phenomenal success for the past ten years. HIS cut was made to represent the best bicycle on earth, It was not designed to be printed this way, but we thought it might catch your eye. We make cycles for all classes of riders. We know how to make them correct in every way, and we make them the best we know how. Send for our little book and learn all about them. OVERMAN WHEEL CO., Makers of Victor Cycles, BOSTON, MASS. ‘EDORA Dresssuietos ‘vanuractureo ey 3% ARETHE BEST Worto /A.H BRINKMANN & CO. BALTIMORE.MO ‘I’ SAMPLE PAIR 30€} THE ARMSTRONG §. S. 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