Life — March 7, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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LIFE Al SeISSORS AT NvLLv§ TRIOLET. BOUGHT her a ring, But I did not present it. ’Twas time for the thing, So I bought her a ring, But she had one, Who sent it? Too late! Oh, the sting! Yes, I bought her a ring, But I did not present it. —Time. ‘TueRE is a well-founded impression in spiritualistic circles that Miss Coffin, who recently attempted to shoot Kyrle Bellew, is con- trolled by the spirit of Shakespeare.—San Francisco Music and Drama, “Tam sure of getting a the man in the Prince Albert “Can present good recommendations, I s'pose man, y." Why not?" nug office under Ben Harrison,” said at to the man in the striped ulster. marked the other ‘Don't need any Indianapolis City Directory for 187, But, hold on; m: two hours for a News. Maximum Security. © Minimum Cost. THE PROVIDENT SAVINGS LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY, 120 Broadway, New York (EQUITARLE BUILDING), will give you double the amount of in- surance that you can obtain for the same money from ‘any of the old compar Avoids the cessarily high cost of | premium life insurance and the insecurity and uncertainty of assessment insurance. SHEPPARD HOMANS, President and’ Actuary. WM. E. STEVENS, Secretary. LADIES’ and 181 Broadw Send for Prospectus or call in person. AMERICAN (YCLES ALL STYLES &~PR'CES ILLUSTRATED PAGE Gtm CATALOGUE 7 ON APPLICATION hf is Gonmutuys JerrERY MFG (a>, CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, up, boys, close up,” said the Colo- regiment.’ “If the enemy were to fireon you when you are straggling along like that they wouldn't kill a single man of you."—Pick-Me-Up. COPVRIGKTED. CELEBRATED AND ROUND HATS. 178 & 180 Fifth Ave., , near Cortlandt St., NEW YORK. Palmer House, Chicago. JOHN PATTERSON & CO., Tailors and Importers, Patterson Building, Nos. 25 and 27 W. 26th St. NEW YORK. aS-PIANOS C.C.BRIGGS &C2 BOS Ss. Mamata (to Flossie who had been lunching witha little friend) : I hope you were very polite, Flossie, at the table and said, “Yes, \d “No, thank you!” FLossie : I didn’t say, “ No, thank you,” because you see I ch. So Miss Prettygirl is to be married, I hear? That is what Iam told. ita love match ? SS AL Certainly! She always loved money, and I understand that the unfortunate gentleman has plenty of it.-Bos/on Budget, Miss Vivacr Miss ee IDIT “Do you really and truly believe in eternity, Mr. Andover ?”” Parson ANDOVER (firmdy): Yes, I do;’ I don’t believe the Creator would have permitted one of his creatures to begin work on the Keely motor without providing time for him to complete it.— Burdette, UNCLE Fritz, you are past mending. Money, money, always money! lad N T have not many such nephews ! Exactly my sentiments, uncle; so glad I'm the only one !—Fliegende Blitter. Conpucror oF BRoapway Car (authoritatively motioning to a line of people): Move up, please, and give this lady a seat. (Zhe lady is one of the numerous indtviduals who invariably persist in clinging to the rear end of the car.) District M Boy (af the head of the lin “moved up” al ‘tener than he thinks consistent nity and comfort): euchre party. lady wants a seat, dey’s one up at dis end. —Puck. What Scott’sEmulsion Has Done Over 25 Pounds Gain in 10 Weeks, Experience of aProminent Citizen ‘Tne Caravonnta SocreTY FoR THE SUPPRESSION OF VICK. SAN Francisco, July 7th, 1886. I took a severe cold upon my chest andlungsand did not give it proper atten- tion; it developed into bron- chitis, and in the fall of the same year! was threaten- ed witheonsumption. Phy- sicians ordered me to a more congenial climate, and I eame to San Francis: eo. Soon after my arrival Iecommeneed taking Seott’s Emulsion of Cod. Liver Oil with Hypophosphites reg- ularly three times a day. In ten weeks my avoirdu- pois went from 155 to 180 pounds and over; thecough meantime ceased. C. R. BENNETT. SOLD BY ALL DRUCCISTS. GEO. MATHER’S SONS RINTING INK 60 JOHN STREET, N. Y. THIS PAPER IS PRINTED WITH OUR SPECIAL + LIFE + INK who has his dig- If de HATS bet. 22d & 23d Sts., 914 Chestnut St., Phila, TON +MA MANGERETURERS. OF dy GRAND: SQUARE: -8--UPRIGHT DECORATION ROUX FURNITURE a CurTAINS GRACEFUL DESIGNS + + SOLID Q@NSTRUCION MATCHLESS TONE » + BEAUTIFUL Finis. CO. 133 FIFTH AVE. NEW YORK comicbooks.com f