Life — February 28, 1889 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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I never see a life just crystalizing from youth into manhood's prime, like yours, that I do not feel impelled to impress these great truths upon the mind.” “Excuse me,” replied the young man, languidly, laying down his paper, ** but—er—did you speak ?” —Epoch, Miss Canaba (d/ushingly): I am sorry, sir, but I can never be anything more to you than a sis— UNCLE Sam (aghast): Christopher Columbus, young woman! You misunderstand me. I’m not courting you I am only offering to bea father to you.—Chicago Tribune. “* HELLO,” “Is this 257? Oh! doctor, my husband wants to go down to business, but I tell him this weather is only fit for beasts! ‘Won't you come over and per- suade him to stay indoors ?"— Yale Record. Mrs. SpraGuE is a member in good standing of the first church (Presbyterian), and brings up her children in the way they should 'go. They have all, upon reaching a suitable age, united with the church. While I was in there one day last week, making a friendly call, Fred, the youngest boy, came’ into the parlor in avery ‘demoralized condition. He was covered with mud, and looked very much as if he had been the under dog ina fight. Hiselder sister, Alice, said, by way of an explanation of Fred’s appearance, that he was going to join the church at the next communion Sunday, and there were three boys on that street he wanted to whip before then.—/udge. 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