Life — January 31, 1889 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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- LIFE - The Social Season. During the season in London, Beechath’s Pills are held in high regard. The exactions of social life, the strain consequent upon late hours, late suppers, and the indulgence of rich and highly seasoned food, all combine to leave the system in a debilitated condition and the stomach in a state bordering on frenzy, if we may usetheexpression, Beecham’s Pills, how- ever, taken regularly, having asoothing effect on the stomach result is zaemediate. and the digestive organs. Their A few doses will restore lost complexion, bring back the keen edge of appetite, and give health, strength and energy to the whole human frame. In response to the request of many well-known Americans, who Special wish their merits to be shared by every one, Beecham’s Pillsare now being introduced into the United States through their agents, Messrs. B, F. ALLEN & Co., 365 & 367 Canal St., N.Y. Druggists generally keep Beecham’s Pills, but where they do not, send 25c, direct to B. F. Allen & Co., and receive a sample box by return mail. PREPARED ONLY BY THOS. BEECHAM, ST. HELENS, LANCASHIRE, ENGLAND. Every one who has visited Paris is familiar with the name of Chocolat-Menier, The house of M. M. Menier, founded in 1825, is the largest of its kind in the world. The annual output of the familiar yellow package reaches a total of 25,000,000 pounds. In their factory near Paris they employ thousands oi people; they own their own chocolate plantation lin Nicaragua, and ship the raw product on their pwn vessels and railroads. They have now added 0 all this a large establishment in New York—one ite on a scale with their other branches. It is at je corner of Union Square and University Place, id is under the direction of M. Maurice Kahn. A ge increase in the importation of chocolate may be looked for. obbins’ Electric Soap THE BEST FAMILY SOAP — IN THE WORLD.—- Itis Strictly Pure, Uniform in Quality, HE original formula for which we paid. $50,000 twenty years ago has never been modified or changed in theslightest. his soup ts idene tical in quality to-day with that made twenty years ago. “JT contains nothing that can inju the finest fabric. It brightens nd bleaches whites. [washes flannels and blankets as no other soap in the world does—without shrinking—leaving them eftand white and like new. ile the ST., EB tring win — will pay you to make that trial, [XE all best things, it is exter and counterfeited. Beware of Imitatioz T upon Dobbins’ Electric, etic, Electro-Magic, Philadelphia Electn jr fraud, simply because it is cheap. They Don’t ies, and are dear at any price. Ask for ~¢ DOBBINS’ ELECTRIC >.>.— | no other. Nearly every grocer from Maine to seeps it instock. If yours hasn't it, he will or- | his nearest wholesale grocer. SAD carefully the inside wrapper around each bar, fia be carefil to follow directions on each apper. You Cannot afford to wait longer ing for yourself this old, reliable, and truly bins’ + Electric + Soap. Tue Pastor: You remember me, don't you, Polly ? THE Parrot: Remember you? Reckon I do! You're the copper-toed heretic who preaches so long that good little Tommy wishes you'd die. And it was many long days before his mother learned that Tommy had been giving that bird daily lessons.—Z7me. RalLway SUPERINTENDENT (/o car inspector): Any of the cars out of order ? “Yes; No. 412 is unfit for service.” “Well, use it only for excursions after this."— Lincoin Journal. Pout here? ENTHUSIASTIC MUSICIAN (who #s mistaking a door- step for the key-board of an organ): C I'm p-p-playin” (Arc) Bach Don'tcher know B-Bach’ EMAN: Hullo, sir! What are you doing PoLiceman: No, sir; never heard of him. Come along, and let me see you home, sir. ENTHUSIASTIC AMATEUR: No; go away. I (Hic) wouldn't be seen going home with a man that don't know B-Bach’s Fugue in (4c) E Minor !—Punch, He: The music was so loud that I couldn’t hear myself talk. Sue (bored) : Oh, how nice !—Yankee Blade. Mrs. GusHincTon : Why, Julia, what makes you look so down-hearted ? Jutta: My servant has left me, and my poor old mother, who is just barely recovered from an attack of rheumatism, is compelled to do all the housework. —Texas Siftings. HAVILAND SFC PREPARING FOR DINNER IN THE COUNTRY. “Papa, I wish you'd whip me a little.” “Why, then ?” “Because, when you whip me, mamma gives me pears."—Fliegende Blatter. DF SOUnavEaNrTHIG To seit ro PeopLe WHO CaN APPRECIATE 4 GOOD THING AND AFFORD TO BUY IT — ADVERTISE IN — THE Sy AUGUSTINE NEWS. THERICHFIELD NEWS. THE SARATOGA NEWS| SPECIAL NOTICE For Ladies to secure AT HALF PRICE MY MODEL GARMENTS — ,« IMPORTED AND DESIGNED FROM — LATEST IDEAS, _. | NOW REMAIN-— = ING ON HAND, INCLUDING SEALSKIN JACKETS of Spe- cial Design. JERAKAVER LADIES’ TAILOR, (9 East 2ist Street, New York. CHINA AT FIRST HANDS. Dinner sets a specialty— either in complete sets or in courses, _ Send 50 cents fora finely illustrated price-list. Cor- @ vespondence invited. FRANK HAVILAND, 14 Barclay St., N.Y. City. Just below the Astor House. 2