Life — November 15, 1888 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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| KT $EKfORS Mi Malis ROWN is the leaf upon the tree That saw me bend to her my knee— Last summer, Brown is the stone front of her house, I pass it, quiet as a mouse— But glummer ? —Puch, MAGISTRATE (0 prisoner arrested for assault): You admit, then, that you pulled your landlord's nose ? Prisoner : Yes. “Don't you know that you had no right to do that ?” “No, sir; if had no right to pull his nose he would have had it put down in'the lease."—£x. He (rafturously): My dear Miss Smith, you have no idea how exquisitely beautiful you are! ‘Sux (calmly) : Do you take me for a fool 2—The Idea. AFFECTIONATE Wire: I saw the young widow Green to-day. You don't know how bewitching she looks in her mourning ! Foxp Husvanp: And I suppose you envied her the opportu- nity, eh? AFFECTIONATE Wire: How can you talk so, Charles? You know that black never was becoming to me.—Boston Transcript. “You're married, I hear, Jack.” “Yes, Tom, my boy, got married a month ago.” “+ But I thought your circumstances—” **Oh t that’s all right, my boy. She foots the bills.” ** She foots the bills?” “Yes; Chicago girl, you know.”—Soston Courier, Tue indications are that the coming winter is going to be one of Arctic severity. A correspondent writes that the muskrats in his neighborhood have put storm doors on their houses and deposited four tons of stove coal in the cellar. And the beavers are more reli- able weather prophets than either DeVoe or Wiggins.—Norristown Herald. Doctor (passing a stonecutter’s yard): Good morning, Mr. Jones. Hard at work, see. I suppose you finish your gravestones as far as ‘In Memory of” and then wait for some one to die, eh ? Sroxgcutter: Why, yes—unless somebody's sick and you're doctoring ‘em ; then I keep right on.—Chambers' Journal. Tommy: My father is a church member, Jounny : So's mine. Tomy : But my father says your papa ain't, ‘cos he don’t never come to church, nor put nothin’ in the collection box. Jounny (bravely): Well, my papa is an honorary member, and honorary members don’t chip in."—Lowel! Citizen, “Tue really efficient laborer,” says Thoreau, ‘will be found not to unduly crowd his day with work, but will saunter to his task sur- rounded by a wide halo of ease and leisure. We were thinking of this as we came down in our barouche this morning.—Rockesfer The Best!| 2.1 "Ybtmtebliiie STEEL PENS IN THE ESSENTIAL QUALITIES OF DURABILITY, EVENNESS OF POINTS AND WORKMANSHIP. SOLD BY Stationers and Notion Dealers Everywhere SCOTT'S EMULSION OF PURE COD LIVER OIL AND HYPOPHOSPHITES. Almost as Palatable as Milk. Containing the stimulating properties of the Hypophosphites combined with the Fartening and Strengthening qualities of Cod Liver Oil, the Potency of both being largely increased. com me JuNtAp X Co i. Sone} covvmexras. CELEBRATED HATS Axo LADIES’ ROUND HATS. 178 & 180 Fifth Ave., bet. 22d & 23 Sts., and 181 Broadway, near Cortlandt St., NEW YORK. Palmer House, Chicago. Nos. 25 and 27 W. 26th St., NEW YORK. KRAKAUER LADIES’ TAILOR. 19 Rast 24st St., New York. NEW CLOTHS, NEW STYLES, ot4 Chestnut St., Phila. JOHN PATTERSON & CO.. Tailors and Importers, Patterson Building, WINTER. Praise not the day before the evening glow. You may praise Warner's Log Cabin Sarsa- parilla for purifying the blood without danger, for it brings the glow of health at once. The largest bottle on the market. 120 doses for 1.00. All druggists sell it USS'S ROYAL getrasr cncerate A Remedy for Consumption. Wasting in Children. Scrofulous Affections. Anzmia and Debility. Coughs, Colds & Throat Affections, In fact, ALL discases where there isan in= flammation of the Throat and Lungs, @ WASTING OF THE FLESH, anda WANT OF NERVE POWER, nothing tn the world equals this palatable Emulsion, SOLD BY ALL DRUCCISTS. PIANOS C.C.BAIGGS X02 iS. IANUFACTURERS OF GRANO--SQUARE- -5--UPRIGHT PIANO FORTES GRACEFUL DESIGNS + * SOLID (NSTRUCTION MAT(HLESS TONE +> BeAuTiFUL FINISH. comicbooks.com