Life — September 13, 1888 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Youth vane. Terms Feee. Address, TRUE ACO, SPAT SEIERS AT Milly WHY doth the little busy bee, And Blaine, and Burchard, too, Forever sting the G. O. P,? “It is their nature to.” —The Cartoon. Sue (blushing): What did papa say last night, George, when you went to gain his consent to woo and win me ? He (somewhat embarrassed): Well — er —to tell the truth, Clara, in some way we got to discussing politics, and I forgot all about the other matter. Ah, darling, are you sure that you will always love me as you do now ? Sue (coldly): 1 beg of you, Mr. Sampson, let us talk about the tariff question.— Sun. Darsy: But, my dear, there are no microbes in tobacco. Joax : Um—shows their sense ! (Subject dropped)—London Punch. “ My young friend,” said old Mr. Surplus to young Mr. Giddiboy, ‘do you not think that you were rash to ask my daughter to marry you when you are not able to support her?” “Well,” said the young man craftily, ‘* perhaps I was, I admit my fault and throw myself on your generosity, sir.” ‘Thats right,” declared the old gentleman. ‘You shall not lose by it, I assure you. There, sir, is a nickel to pay your car-fare home, No thanks, if you please.’ Good- day, Mr. Giddiboy."—Chicago News. charit 153 MR. SHENTPERSHENT (af Aofel table, a summer resort): Mein cracious! Isaac, you little vool! Vat vor you ask for bret ? LittLe ISaac: I vant bret mit my meat, fadder. Mr. SHENTPERSHENT: Shust hear dat! He vants bret ven bret sell for only fife cents a loaf, an’ he gan’t eat a kavater off a loaf, an’ I pay fife tollars a day at dis hotel. Here, Isaac, eat dis bottle off olives, Dey cost von tollar a bottle.—Cartoon, A YACHTING party in Australia has been devoured by sharks. The sharks are believed to have greatly enjoyed the party.— Chicago Journal. HameRrstey : How did you enjoy Campobello, Freddy ? CARRINGTON : Immensely! I was the only man on the island for two weeks, HAMERSLEY : That explains a letter I got from my cousin who is there; but she was charitable enough to ascribe the seclusion of the young ladies to the weather.—Zime. ” he said to old Mr. Hayseed, ‘I've graduated, and my education is complete. I s'pose I know about everything. ‘Now I must choose a field where my abilities can be used to the best advantage. I want a large field where I will have plenty of room.” “Son,” replied the old man, ‘there is the ten-acre cornfield, and you kin have it all to yourself."—//arper's Bazar. MR. IsaacsTEIN: I sells you dot coat, my frent, for sayventeen tollar; you dake hum along! CusToMER: I thought, Isaacstein, that you didn’t do business on y. Isn't this your Sunday ? MR. ISAACSTEIN (in @ low, reverent tone of voice): My frent, to sella coat like dot for sayventeen tollar vas not peesness, dot ‘vas —Time. ; “Smooth, Soft and Blastic and Tint. Tar Soap removes impairments and establishes in their stead that health- fal, brilliant, natural cuticle which must be the basis of all Beautiful Complexions. ‘Toucan live athomeand make more money at wer® for as LADIES’ NEW Palmer House, Chicago. Sundborg, RHENISH Cologue: Lundborg’s Perfumes are for sale by almost all Droggists and Dealers in Toilet Articles, but if, for any reason, they cannot be so obtained, send for a Price List to LADD & COFFIN, PROPRIETORS AND MANUFACTURERS, 24 Barclay Street, cor. Church St., N. ¥. & CELEBRATED HATS AND ROUND HATS. 178 & 180 Fifth Ave. and 181 Broadway, near Cortlandt St., JOHN PATTERSON & CO. Tailors and Importers, Patterson Building, Nos. 25 and 27 W. 26th St.. NEW YORK. ANNOUNCEMENT. IERAKAVER, LADIES’ TAILOR, 19 East 21st St., N. Y. ad door Fast from Broadway. With a view of advancing the very liberal patronage accorded to my Specialty, I would inform patrons and the discriminating classes, that on return from my annual visit to the most noted bet. 22d & 23d S York. European Centres of Fashion and 914 Chestout St., Phila. | Marts of Choicest Goods, I am now prepared /o show designs and models in Wraps, Gowns, Jackets and styles which cannot be out- matched by any one in my line. ROSS BELFAST GINGER ALE raspaerry A()Y AT, VINEGAR N.Y, 121 Broad St., Boston, “PIANOS C.C.BRIGGS &C2 ~5 APPLETON ST. BOSTON MASS. MANUFACTURERS OF GRAND:-SQUARE--8--UPRIGHT comicbooks.com