Life — July 19, 1888 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

* LIFE: SISSORS AT NVLLy YOU never hear the bee complain, Nor hear it weep nor wail; But if it wish, it can unfold A very painful tail. —Washington Critic. “Wuy, Penelope," said a Boston mother, as she entered her daughter's room, * why have you got the gas turned down so low ? You will hurt your eyes in this dim light.” ‘+ Mamma," replied the girl in a hushed tone of voice. reading Amelie Rives."—Zime. “Tam “ONLY think, Agnes," remarked Mrs. Elderly, ‘it is just thirty years ago to-day since pa and | married!" Yes, and what a pity you married so young ! Had you waited a few years I should not be so old as I am, and there might still be a chance for me."—Graphic. STEELE MAcKayYE declares the Chicago Clark-street bridge scene in his own play of * A Noble Rogue” to be the most realistic stage-set he has ever seen, To give it intenser liveliness it should be shown swung open for boats to pass and the maddened populace waiting for it to close.— Buffalo Express. At “Yas, he's perfectly safe, sir; we let's 'im every summer to young couples—you kin drive 'im with one hand."—Harper's Weekly. A legitimate" barn-stormer recently returned to the city on foot after an unsuccessful starring tour in Shakespeare characters. A friend accosted him, and asked him what luck he had had.‘ Luck,” the actor replied; ** why, down there in Jayville, Jay County, I played to four kerosene lamps, and two of those went out after the first act.” — America. ya,” said the collector for a little German band toa citizen who sat in his front window, ‘+ you no gif noddings for dot moosic ?” “Not accent!" replied the citizen, with hopeless emphasis. **Den ve blay some more, dat's all!” threatened the collector ; so. the citizen hastily gave up a quarter.—Zyoch. Mus, Lowcut : Somebody was saying, Colonel Fairly, that you had written a boo! Cou. Fairy: Yes, T have hung together a small volume. “What is the title 2” “+*Ten Years in the Saddle.’ and downs."— St, Paul Globe, ATTORNEY : Miss Someage, you are the plaintiff in this suit for breach of promise, I believe ? “And Mr. Squint, here, is the defendant ?” “Yes, sir.” “Weil, Miss Someage, you may tell the court how and when he promised to make you his wife.” “It was on the 3d of September last, sir. I went into his photo- graph gallery, and asked him if he would take me, and he said that he would."— San Francisco Wasp. It's simply a brief history of my ups j Smooth, Soft and Elastic Texture and ~ The Yellowstone National Park, — The Wonderland of the World. Pror. Joun Muir, of California, the di tinguished geologist, says the Yellowstone Pak “surpasses in wakeful, exciting interest any other region yet discovered on the face of the globe." « THE NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD— THE DINING-CAR LINE, From St. Paul, Minneapolis and Duluth to Packer’s Tar Soap removes impairments of the skin, and establishes in their stead that bealth- ful, beilliant. natural cuticle which must be the basis of all Beautiful Complexions. LUNDBORG'S RHENISH COLOGNE CELEBRATED HATS AND LADIES’ ROUND HATS. 178 & 180 Fifth Ave., bet, 2ad & 23d Sts., and 181 Broadway, near Cortland St., waw vorx. Palmer House, Chicago. 914 Chestnot St., Phila. ‘AN hotel located in Erie, Pa., is being advertised as follows : * There is no gilteedge business about this house, and sf you want to cat pie with a knife you can do it without fear «of being ostracized from society."— Hotel Helena, Butte, Tacoma, Portland, and ail Pa- citic Coast points, is the only rail line to the Yellowstone Park. On application to Chas, S. Fee, General Passenger Agent, St. Paul, Minnesota, you will receive, free of charge, a large map of the Park, a Park Guide, Time Tables, Kates, etc. “LIFE” BINDER. Cheap, Strong and Duruble. WIL hold 26 Numbers, Mailed to any part of the United States for $1.00, postage free. Address, OFFICE OF “LIFE,” 28 West 23d Street, New York, APPLETON ST. BOSTON MASS, MANUFACTURERS OF GRACEFUL DESIGNS «+ SOLID (ONSTRUCTION MATCHLESS TONE -- BEAUTIFUL FINISH. KIMBALL’S STRAIGHT CUT CIGARETTES. Are dainty, and ca: Is delightfully refreshing and cooling during 111s MOT WEATHER, LADD & COFFIN, PROPRIETORS AND MANUFACTURERS, 24 BAKCLAY STREET, NEW YORK. 14 FIRST PRIZE MEDALS, Peerless Tobacco Works. ye Are exquisite in style. fully made. Are extremely mild and delicate. Are always uniform and up to standard. Are put up In satin an Are unsurpassed for purity and excellence. Are specially adapted to people of refined taste. Are composed of only the finest Virginia and Turkish leat. WM. S. KIMBALL & CO. Rochester. N. Y. elegant boxes.