Life — July 5, 1888 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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“Mary will you marry me?” “No, George; I cannot.” “Do you—do you love another?” No, but I can never be your wife. I saw you umpiring that game of ball yesterday, and { cannot give my heart to aman who will call a man out on'strikes when he ought to have his base on balls."— Nebraska State Journal. At SINGERS Av WLLy HOW TO MARRY. WHEN pretty pouting lips say “no,” Don't go And blow Your brains all out to simply show How deep you're plunged in mental woe And pain; But, hid in Cupid's ambush, lie, Nor cry, Hicn Cuurcn Rector: I have concluded to abandon the con- fessional. * TRYMAN: Think it savors too much of Rome? No, that isn’t it ; but no one ever comes to confess except women, and I can’t waste three hours every day to listen to smuggling stories."— Everyday. Miss M. E, BRaDpon's latest novel is entitled * The Fatal Three.” But we are assured that it has nothing to do with R—, R—, R—!— Nor sigh, Nor say all joy has passed you by, And, when a chance is offered, try Again. — Merchant Traveler, Mrs. BLoop (fo the Colonel): My dear, when you came home last night you were quite sober. CotoneL: Yes, 1 only drank twice. Mrs. BLoop (anxiously): ‘THE discussion as to whether Mr. Cleveland is a citizen of Buffalo If you ask what burg he hails from our sole reply shall be, he belongs to the whole United States and the great Demecracy.— is foolishness, Graphic. Well, what is the trouble, dear. Have you heard some bad news, or arn't you well ?— Epoch. Chicago Herald. First Citizen: red bandana ? Seconp Citizen toher? original variations. don Punch. Surely that can't be John Sherman waving a : No, that’s a bloody shirt.— Apoch. UNCLE JosEPH (just home from India): Tellme, Laura, who's that beautiful lady walking with young Prince Paul of Gerolstein ? Some Grand Duchess, I suppose, fr om the homage they're all paying Fair Entuustast : Oh no! it’s Miss Cordelia P. Van Scromp, the American Siffleuse, him, but you've got to know him fust !"" quite divinely—with fourteen She whistles ‘* He's all right when you know Oh, you should Acar her, Uncle Joseph !—Zon- Texture and Tint. Packer's Tar Soap removes impairments of the skin, and establishes in their stead that health- ful, beilliant, natural cuticle which must be the basis of all Beautiful Complexions RHENISH & Cologue: LUNDBORG'S RHENISH COLOGNE Is delightfully refreshing and cooling during TH15 MOT WEATHER, LADD & COFFIN, PROPRIETORS AND MANUFACTURERS, 24 BAKCLAY STREET, NEW YORK. fe > Sage CELEBRATED HATS LADIES’ ROUND HATS. 178 & 180 Fifth Ave., bet. 22d & 23d Sts., and 181 Broadway, near Cortland St., NEW VorK. Palmer House, Chicago. 914 Chestnut St., Phila. “Sec.” “Sec.” Piper-Heidsieck, Sec. A FIRST QUALITY Dry Sparkling Sillery “Sec.” “Sec.” JERAKAV LADIES’ TAILOR, 19 Bast 24st Street, NEW YORK, > Ani Bellevue Avenue, NEWPORT, - K.L, Invites inspection of his fresh Importations for SUMMER WEAR, Selected forhighest-class requirements. My new Riding-Habit Skirt, B Cuton entirely new prin- ciples, is exceptionally neat, close-fitting, grace- ful and comfortable, JOHN PATTERSON & CO., Tailors and Importers, Patterson Building, Nos. 25 and 27 W. 26th St., NEW YORK een GEU. MATHER’S SONS RINTING INK 60 JOHN STREET, N. Y. THIS PAPER IS PRINTED WITH OUR SPECIAL ° LIFE « INK. comicbooks.com