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Adjoining an out-of-the way, but favorite, summer resort, is a little Chapel in which re- ligious services are held occasionally, as clergy- | men can be obtained during the pleasure season. A visiting divine consented to preach one Sabbath last summer, and, notice being given, | quite a congregation of hotel guests and resident neighbors assembled. In opening the services the preacher suggested that, as the chapel was | provided with no musical instrument, perhaps some one present would start a hymn, in which the congregation could join. A brief pause en- sued, and then the congregation was convulsed at | hearing an old lady strike up, in a cracked voice, | incident to good account. “ Believing we rejoice To see the cuss removed.” As no one ‘‘joined in,” the old lady did not proceed far with the hymn, and an awkward con- tretemps seemed imminent. 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