Life — November 24, 1887 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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C}SSORS AvT NVLL ANT SEIS§ORS AT NvLLy ALL ACTIVE. 64] ALWAYS find you alone, Mr. Hushup, and yet your sign is Hushup & Co. Who is the Co.?” “My wile.” “AR, T see. Silent partner, eh?” Mr. Husuur (refuctantly): Er—yes—that is—n—no, not exact] Appalling silence all around the horizon.—Rodert Burdette, in Buffalo Express. + Now, Mary Ann,” said the teacher, addressing the foremost of the class in mythology, ‘Who was it ‘supported the world on his shoulders ?” “It was Atlas, ma'am.” + And who supported Atlas?" “The book doesn’t say, but I guess his wife supported him.” Chicago Sunday National. Guest: Have you a fire-escape in this house ? LANDLORD: ‘Two of 'em, sir. Guest: 1 thought so. ‘The fire all escaped from my room last night, and I came near freezing.—Lawrence American, “Wuar kind of boys go to heaven ?” asked the Sunday-school superintendent. “Dead boys,” yelled the youngest member of the infant class. Jordon (N.Y.) Times. SHE DIDN'T KNOW. ypRoP: Don't you think Mr, Rosebush has a very sensi- tive mouth ? Miss RAYNE (d/ushing violently); How should I know ?—7id-Bits, CaNpipate (earnestly): A vote for me means a deadly blow to the saloon. Can I count on you at the polls ? Vorer: You bet! I'm with you every time. CanpIDaTE (joyously): Good enough! Let's go and take some- thing."—Lowell ‘Citizen. Tue body of a red squirrel was found ina 434-pound pickerel taken at Oxford, Mass., the other day, The question now is, Do squirrels swim, or do pickerel climb trees ?—New Yor’ Commercial Advertiser. ¥," said Oliver Sweatt to his only son at dinner the other day, “What have you in the shape of pie?” «Pie plates," promptly responded Ikey.—Stoughton Sentinel. URE.—" What makes you think Mr. Merritt is in love asked Cora. replied her mother, ‘he asked your little brother if it ould have ten thousand on the day of your marriage.” Benevot. a subscription MERCHANT: GextLeman: Ihave called, my dear sir, to solicit say $10—for— ‘© be sure, It will be placed in the Park, I sup- pose ? ** Placed in the Park ? “The statue.” “The stat——. Oh, nol I am taking subscriptions fora widow with ten children, who —" “T have nothing to give. I don't catch your meaning.” Good mornin, eglected, d never be os u ) 4 a 2 ¢q use its natural end fs in ALDNESS. D sh B The chief requirement of the hair is clean- liness— thorough shampooing for women once a fortnight, and for men once a week. The best agent for the purpose is PACKER’S TAR SOAP. CELEBRATED HATS! AND | LADIES' ROUND HATS. 178 & 180 Fifth Ave., bet. 22d & 23d Sts., | and 181 Broadway, near Cortland St., NEW voRK. . Palmer House, Chicago, 914 Chestnut St., Phila. | LADIES’ TAILOR, Habit Maker and Hatter, NEW YORK, 19 East 2ist St., ad door East of Broadway x» LONDON, JAMES PILE & CO. People of refined taste de- s'ring specially fine Cigarettes should use our Satin, Four in Hand, Athletic and Cupid. Straight Cut, Hand Made, from the best Virginia and Turkish leaf, Peerless Tobacco Works. Established 1846, W. S. Kimball & Co. Roc! NY. THE WINE OF pRepecrace } rN RICH, EXTRA ORY, OR BRUT. oo [Peers 49 Broao St, NewYork "Fine Wines, BRANDIES Cc. AS2g OUL OAV } SNd4d Taal INVIYAINAd 2 CROSBY’S VITALIZED PHOSPHITES. Strengthens the intellect, restores lost functions, builds up worn-out nerves, promotes good digestion, cures all weaknesses and nervousness. Ji 56 Wasr ogra Sraaet, New Yor. 288-290 Regent St. 14 Prize Medas PENCERIAN TEEL PENS Are The Best For Sats sy Davoaists, on Mar, $1.00. comicbooks.com