Life — November 10, 1887 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JeIS§ORS AT NVLLy NOTHING TO FEAR. “cs EORGE, dear,” sai ** Yes, occasional would say if he should discover that daughter drank ?” “He discovered it this morning.” “Oh, George! and what did say?” ‘He’ said: * Well, George, my boy, I don't care if 1 do.'"—New York Sun, “Here's Webster on a bridge." said Mrs, Partington, as she “Study it contentively, and you will gain a great deal of inflamation."—7Zexas Si/tings, A Man in Mexico, who carried a carbine and a revolver, and tried . is described as being ** of gentlemanly appearance If he had carried another revolver and a bowie- knife, he might have been looked upon as a leader in polite society.— handed to Ike a new unabridged dictionary. to kill another m. and good address, Dayton Democrat. Up in Lancaster County a witness in a murder case, who had been imprisoned for 298 days to insure his attendance when wanted, put in The court not onl: bill, but charged the witness $2 a week for board. complete, the man should have been sent to jail at hard labor tu work 5 a bill of $1 a day for the time. ‘out his board bill. —PAiladelphia Inguarer. the girl, ‘do you ever drink anything 'y." George reluctantly admitted, * Bat, dear,” she went on, anxiously, “what do you suppose papa he future husband of his only 267 THEN SHE MADE UP FOR LOST TIME, ary,” said Bliffkins, “I can't realize it. iful dream 1" “What seems like a dream ?” inquired his wife, *You haven't said a word for three-quarters of an hour."—A©er- chant Traveller, FELLOW had his foot upon a chair, and the artistic eye, never noticing the worn-out sole and the somewhat slanting, one-sided heel, fell on the foot, ‘What a small foot you have! You really have a very pretty foot."| The owner blushed and deprecated the compli- ment, ** Yes," said the artist, ** you have a very small foot, but it is too small, My dear boy,” you're all out of drawing."—San Francisco Chronicle. STRANGER: I notice you drove the President over the same street twice. Omanta Man: Yes, we arranged the route that way. You see, we drove him through that street on his arrival and then drove him through it again, when we went back, an hour later. Exactly! [thought it was an oversight.” “Oh, no! We wanted to give him a chance to sce how Western cities grow."—Omaha World. Mrs. De SmyTHe: We all have our troubles, professor. Proressor Jonas: Yes, my dear madam, there are very few families that have not a skeleton in the closet, Maatug: Oh, mamma's got two—another one besides the one she's got on. Haven't you, mamma ? It seems all like a long, LINERALITY, KS: Are you musical, Professor Jobkins ? Pror. Jonxixs: Yes; but if you were going to play anything, disallowea the ‘o make the case don't mind my feelings Exchange. should never be neglected, because its natural end is in BALDNESS. u u ] 4 a 2 < [2] The chief requirement of the hair is clean- liness—thorough shampooing for women ‘once a fortnight, and for men once a week. The best agent for the purpose is ‘PACKER’S TAR SOAP. Lundborgs Perfume EDENIA. Lundbord’s Rhenish Cologne. JRAKAVER, LADIES’ TAILOR, Habit Maker and Hatter, NEW YORK, 19 East 2 Ist St., 2d door East of Broadway ann LADIES’ ROUND HATS. 178 & 180 Fifth Ave., bet. 22d & 23d Sts., and 181 Broadway, near Cortland St., NEW YORK, Palmer House, Chicago. 914 Chestaut St., Phila. LONDON, di pees: ioe JAMES PILE & CO. People of refined taste de- s‘ring specially fine Cigarettes should use our Satin, Four in eae Hand, Athletic and Cupid. Ky 4} Straight Cut, Hand Made, from the best i Turkish leaf, 288-290 Kegent St. NEWPORT, 176 Bellevue Ave. Established 1846, 14 Prize Medals W.S. Kimball & Co Rochester,N.Y. AS2gG OQUL DAV SNdd Ta4aL NVIYAINAd CROSBY’S VITALIZED PHOSPHITES. Strengthens the intellect, restores lost functions, builds up worn-out nerves, promotes good digestion, cures all weaknesses and nervousness. 56 Wast esrw Sreaet, New Youx. For Satz sv Davoanrs, on Man, 61.00 TEEL PENS Are The Best comicbooks.com