Life — June 30, 1887 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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- LIFE: 371 7pm = = ‘WELL, John,” said the judge to a pig-tailed Celestial, “ what can I do for you?” ‘* Want to gettee name changed.” cc] (o) LL ‘What's your name now?” NV VN) ¥ “Sing Sing. No goodee. Too much aldelman. Gettee changed to Walbee Twice.” “To Warble Twice 2” AN ECONOMICAL IDEA. “Yep. Allee same Sing Sing.”—Pomeroy's Democrat. BRIDGET, throw out the ice—buy some stale vegetables—put , ¥ : brickbats and boards on the beds—order salt pork and beans— ‘I THINK I've got rather the meanest husband in Detroit,” ex- keep the mail two or three days before delivering to me, and pull up |+claimed a little woman on the car the other day. _ the shades and let the sun glare in all it wants to. I'm going to Her friend asked her to explain, and she continued : _ enjoy the ‘ Comforts of the Country,” without going there !—Puck. : ‘1 found that he was smoking fifty cents’ worth of cigars per day, " ° ‘and I got him to agree to give me as much pin-money per week as the Honesty is more precious than gold, although it cannot equal | Ggars cost. He stuck to ivone week,” yes gold in opening the way into a fashionable city church.— Whitehall ‘And then what?” Times. “He bought him a clay pipe and a pound of ten-cent smoking Iv Hindostan a copper cent is called a “damri,” From this pro- | .tobacco, and my income is cut down to two cents a week,—Detroit bably comes the expression: ‘It isn’t worth a continental."—Pézla- | Free Press. delphia Call. . pe Ce | Ponsonny : Heard about Buffalo Bill, hey ? THE baby believes in the motto: “A place for everything and | Dr TWIRLIGER: Nevah heard of him. Who is he? everything in its place,” and her place for everything is her mouth.— | _ *Nevah heard! Awthaw, you pain me! The Queen visited him ‘Somerville Journal. |. the other day, and his Royal Highness shook his hand,” matic i Gi . . “Baw Jove! Isthat so? Why dont the man visit America and Tennysoy is ill with gout, It is apprehended that he caught it | |. yon ; from some of his recent poetry, whose lameness is thus accounted for. | Si¥¢ 4 chap a chawnce, you know,”—Phtladelphia Call. —Boston Transcript, Tue efforts made by Boston girls to improve their intellect some- how seem to warp their shape.—Puck. AN art critic, describing a recent collection of bric-a-brac, says: | “« The visitor's eye will be struck on entering the room with a porce- | lain umbrella.” This is encouraging to visitors.—Pittsburgh Chron- | __A NEVADA man who started out to look for a grizzly bear, found tcle-Telegraph. | him in time for dinner—the bear's dinner.—Puck. To Tourists, Travelers and Sportsmen. TAL ABSENCE from home always brings its annoy- | fi ances, especially in the matter of insuring a | i : q Supply of clean linen. | he simplest way to secure this, and to feel that i a fresh and spotless collar or pair of cuffs is always a | dvalaless fo Heep a supply of wat are calle | | LADIES’ TAILOR, Is. 7 “LINENE” g ey are comfortable and Se Ae ee | oe 2 Habit Maker and Hatter, to sell the LIENENE goods direct to the consu- Nz mer, we shall at any time be most happy to'send samples. A sample collar and pair of cuffs is sent to COPYRIGHTED. any address on receipt of six cents, when goods can- not be obtained elsewhere. Illustrated Catalogue CELEBRATED gi ATS B e | | evue free. a‘ REVERSIBLE COLLAR CO., LADIES’ ROUND HATS. i Vv e a9 27 Kilby Street, - - Boston, Mass, = Le nen | 178 & 180 Fifth Ave., bet. 22d & 23d Sts., | and 181 Broadway, near Cortland St.. | 4 i Ne wport NEW YORK. Palmer House, Chicago. 914 Chestnut St., Phi distillation sweetly recalls fragrant Swiss flowers. a . Bright jewels in a setting of perpetual snow. Riding Habits cut on new safety principles, Braided AND People of refined taste who | i Gowns, Coats, Jackets and Riding Hats from the lead- ph ing London Manufacturers. \ i desire exceptionally fine cig- z arettes should use only our Uu Nn 0 10 5 A ; pV Bos, andlsocs, 14 Prise Medats, sitwill NOTINJURE them —, — ‘WM.S. KIMBALL & Co. Rhenish Colo one. CROSBY’S VITALIZED PHOSPHITES. Strengthens the intellect, restores lost functions, builds up worn-out nerves, promotes good digestion, cures all weaknesses and nervousness. 56 Wust asrn Srrest, New Yorx. For Sate sy Druccists, on Mart, $1.00. comicbooks.com