Life — August 26, 1886 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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BY SPECIAL APPOINTMENT TO H. |. M. EMPRESS OF RUSSIA. FALL SEASON. NEW GOWNS, NEW COATS, NEW CLOTHS, NEW STYLES. BY SPECIAL APPOINTMENT TO H. M. QUEEN OF DENMARK. 210 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. H. B. KIRK & CO. . 1158 Broadway, cor. 27th St. 69 Fulton Street, 9 Warren Street. Recognized as one of the Leading and Most Reliable WINE HOUSES IN AMERICA. ESTABLISHED 1853. A large variety of Grocers’ Condiments, The Otpesr and Cuoicesr WINES AND LIQUORS, Some of which we have owned ourselves THIRTY YEARS, AT MODERATE PRICES. Honest Madeira, $3.50 per gallon: good value, Sour Mash Whiskies, five Summers old, $4 per gallon. No other house can furnish Old Crow RYE. LADIES eye a ON PRESERVES AND SOFTENS THE LRATHER, FOR iT CONTAINS NO SHELLAG OR ACID. -~» HIGHEST AWARD, GOLD MEDAL,4— AT THE NEW ORLEANS EXPOSITION, Bottle contains dowble quantity, Use no other ~ GEO. H. WOOD & CO., Manufacturers, Boston. Western Farmer: 1 ALways Ask A MAN BE- FoRE EMPLOYIN’ HIM IF HE'S EVER BEEN DIs- CHARGED ANYWHAR. Stranger: Wat, Yis, WANCE. W. F.: THaTLt Harpty Do. Wuas.e’s you DISCHARGED ? Stranger: FROM THE ARRMY, SOR, AFTER THE ‘Warr Was OVER. | Apsission so Cents. EDEN MUSEE, 234 St., bet. sth & 6th Aves., Open from rr to rx. Sundays 1 to 11. Re-engagement of the HUNGARIAN GYPSY BAND. “PRINCE LICHTENSTEIN.” ‘Two Grand Concerts Daily CHILDREN 25 Cents. SUNDAY ADMISSION 25 CENTS. Ayjees, THE Mystirvinc Cugss AUTOMATON. Goop apvice. ‘And you say Willie June hit you on the head?” ‘Yes, Pa; but just wait until 1 get a good chance at him. I'll paralyze him.” “Oh, | Bertie, you mustn’t show such a belligerent spirit. I think if you'd hit him as hard on the head as he hit you it would make thingseven, You must learn how | togovern yourself, my son.” — Tid-Bids. Noto ENGRAVING ©: | ©7 PARK PLACE. NEW YORK’ | zee | | ComMoN SENSE BINDER FOR BINDING -LIFE- Cheap, Strong and Durable, Will hold 2 numbers. Mailed to any part of the United States for $t. Address office of ‘‘ LIFE,” 2155 Broapway, N.Y.