Life, 1886-04-22 · page 7 of 16
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# Analysis This page contains a naval combat narrative with illustrations rather than political satire. The text describes a battle between an American ship and what appears to be a French vessel, with vivid descriptions of cannon fire, casualties, and ship damage. The illustrations show: a ship striking another (labeled "A BRITISH SHIP STRIKING THE 'KORSAGE'"), and a photograph of "THE 'KORSAGE,' AFTER THE FIGHT." The lower portion shifts to literary content—a poem titled "NOTHING AT ALL" by G.A. Hall, and an unrelated romantic story beginning "MAKING IT BINDING" about a couple named George and his fiancée. This page appears to be historical adventure/war reportage mixed with fiction and poetry, typical of Life magazine's varied content, rather than political commentary.
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engagement, I keptabead, and was accumulat- ing quite a tall pile of fragrant cakes against the return of the hungry officers, when a shell meandered aimlessly through the side of the ship and carried the plate, cakes and all, out of sight. Almost immediately another shot took away a section of the main-port halyards, penetrated the galley, killed the negro assist- ant, and, worst of all, broke the range to pieces. The next shot came through the side below the mizzen-mast, struck the pile of ship's biscuit and broke them in a hundred A 12OUNCE SHELL STRIKING THE “ KORSAGE."” Ay Commodore Skye. Bl The Fore Barnacie Watch. C. Luve's Special Carrespoadeat. thousand fragments. . Then I realized that all was over, and hastily bung out a table-cloth as a signof surrender, notw ‘thstanding which the LIFE inhuman enemy poured a broadside into our pantry and completely de- stroyed the entire lot of ship stores. ‘Wat once made my way to the deck, where a scene of horror presented itself. The vessel reeled like thaport watch on a tear; the main mast fell with a crash and water surged up through the cabins; dead and dying mingled in confusion on the decks, and the lee scuppers ran red with blood, while the deck was slippery with gore. Our noble captain was dropping: his sword into the sea. Lashing a firkin of French butter to my side I sprang overboard. The Olddummer, as if only waiting for my departure, turned a com- plete somersault in the air, and with a wild roar sank beneath the waves, My strong and sturdy butter towed me safely to the French harbor, where FOKR ADMIRAL BUSTLE F. SKYRT, COMMANDER OF THE “ KORSAGR.”* F lastastaneous phot by Grady, taken during th [From an tastant Dhotograph by Grady, taken during the T took a berth in an Italian bark Goel American trade, and returned once more to with organ grinders and monkeys, for the my home. W. C. Edgar. ‘THE “ KORSAGR,” APTER THE FIGHT. “NOTHING AT ALL.” (RONDEAU.) OTHING at all!” her sweet lips say, MAKING IT BINDING. | 66] AM a lawyer's daughter, you know, George dear,” she said, after George had proposed and had been ac- cepted, “and you wouldn't think it strange if I were to ask you to sign a little paper to the effect that we are engaged, | would you ?”” George was too happy to think anything strange just then, and he signed the paper with a trembling hand and a burst- ing heart. Then she laid her ear against his middle vest button and they were very, very happy. “Tell me, darling,” said George after a long, delicious silence, “ why did you want me to sign that paper? Do you not repose implicit confidence in my love for you ?” “ Ah yes,” she sighed with infinite content, “ indeed I do; but George, dear, I have been fooled so many times.” When I my dainty lady pray Confide to me the thoughts that move Her eyes F @ those of tenderest love To shine more tenderly than they. Straight then each kindling iris gray— A steely knight that hurls his glove—- Darts down a fierce, defiant nay, “Nothing at all!” Faith! would not I bow fow and lay Brave bribes of gold and jewels gay Before his feet who would betray The secret of my dainty love: What she thinks when she's thinking of Nothing at all! Then he has OBODY is contented until he is in n jail. enough. G. A. Hall. comicbooks.com